The Honey Pot

(Source: kcowyo, via givingtree)

CAN you see what the redemption machine is rejecting?

stunningpicture:

This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish..

stunningpicture:

This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish..

(via saberomega)

Murble injured herself …gambling.

So I get to escort her everywhere today!

Me: I’m ready just let me know when you want to go.

AuntMurble: I will be ready to go in fifteen minutes!

Me: okay, just let me know when you are actually ready. Because you measure time differently … than clocks.

-four minutes later-

AuntMurble: I’m ready.

dailydot:

"The Great Hot Dog Party" by explodingdog
[more laughs here]

dailydot:

"The Great Hot Dog Party" by explodingdog

[more laughs here]

(via songbirdstew)

sheplookshuman:

For all you dungeon masters and chaotic neautrals and all other D & D players, I designed the ultimate shirt lol. jk it was fun though. Available on loohuman.com

sheplookshuman:

For all you dungeon masters and chaotic neautrals and all other D & D players, I designed the ultimate shirt lol. jk it was fun though. Available on loohuman.com

(via kellysue)

qwantzfeed:

excuse me has your butt given up on pronouncing french words properly and is your butt also the fifth most populous city in france because it is NICE

merchandise! patronage! more comics!

burningbrooklynbridges:

i don’t really believe in love at first sight but did just fall in love with a puppy from IL on petfinder so i guess i sort of understand internet dating now

wnyc:

There are GIFs and then there is the snow globe jaw-dropping work of Rafael Varona. Thank science! 
http://bit.ly/1mfpKGV

wnyc:

There are GIFs and then there is the snow globe jaw-dropping work of Rafael Varona. Thank science! 

http://bit.ly/1mfpKGV

(via coopersgirl68)

"Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together."