The Honey Pot

Damn. I was hoping these tension rods, from my old apartment, that I dug out of storage, would work in these windows.

It’s not tension that’s the problem. There is plenty if that! Hahahoho.work.laugh.

This song has the best lyrics I’ve ever heard.

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humbleasatumbleinthejungle:

kingerock288:

lokilaughs:

vaguemartin:

Superhero’s salaries.

…. Wat. Thor has infinity money.

Well Thor is a god and most gods do have lavish ass lifestyles.

Thor’s getting that collection plate money

humbleasatumbleinthejungle:

kingerock288:

lokilaughs:

vaguemartin:

Superhero’s salaries.

…. Wat. Thor has infinity money.

Well Thor is a god and most gods do have lavish ass lifestyles.

Thor’s getting that collection plate money

(via runeybadger)

what have I done?
this weekend when I was organizing, I picked up my faux-rubik’s cube, half-mindedly thinking, ‘I just want the colors to be slightly different.’
 there are supposed to be pixelated heart shapes on each side but, I made too many twists and turns before I realized,”oh wait, I’m not entirely sure what the heart pattern is supposed to look like and the double color patterns are making this extra confusing.” and I had to force myself to set it down because I don’t have the time or brain power to sort this out right now.
we aren’t going to analyze this too closely.

what have I done?

this weekend when I was organizing, I picked up my faux-rubik’s cube, half-mindedly thinking, ‘I just want the colors to be slightly different.’

 there are supposed to be pixelated heart shapes on each side but, I made too many twists and turns before I realized,”oh wait, I’m not entirely sure what the heart pattern is supposed to look like and the double color patterns are making this extra confusing.” and I had to force myself to set it down because I don’t have the time or brain power to sort this out right now.

we aren’t going to analyze this too closely.

(Source: mr-stevecarell, via irs1989)

I almost never, in this little section of my life, have time or space to watch TV. but a few days ago I found myself in a room when The Soup was on. I like Joel McHale beyond reason so, I was trying to soak it up. And it mostly seemed mean and unfunny and I was losing faith and here comes another mean unfunny “joke” . This one is about an ‘ugly’ person making the transition to a porn career…

me: (in the quietest voice) the unfluffer. that was my nickname in high school.

and there are groans and sympathy noises as I cackled my way out of the room. that was enough TV.
everyone has their job to do in life. YOU’RE WELCOME.
Anyway, AuntAbides gave us chalkboard coffee cups as presents awhile back. Mine is above. I don’t drink coffee out of mine. (I store a gladiator in mine, and it usually has a different nickname on it, I’ll show you a picture another time.) but what I do for AuntMurble is write one of her ‘nicknames from high school’ on her mug each time after I wash it. (I’m also collecting pictures of those) TWMNiHS. is one of her favorite games.
It’s a team-building exercise, or something.

I almost never, in this little section of my life, have time or space to watch TV. but a few days ago I found myself in a room when The Soup was on. I like Joel McHale beyond reason so, I was trying to soak it up. And it mostly seemed mean and unfunny and I was losing faith and here comes another mean unfunny “joke” . This one is about an ‘ugly’ person making the transition to a porn career…

me: (in the quietest voice) the unfluffer. that was my nickname in high school.

and there are groans and sympathy noises as I cackled my way out of the room. that was enough TV.

everyone has their job to do in life. YOU’RE WELCOME.

Anyway, AuntAbides gave us chalkboard coffee cups as presents awhile back. Mine is above. I don’t drink coffee out of mine. (I store a gladiator in mine, and it usually has a different nickname on it, I’ll show you a picture another time.) but what I do for AuntMurble is write one of her ‘nicknames from high school’ on her mug each time after I wash it. (I’m also collecting pictures of those) TWMNiHS. is one of her favorite games.

It’s a team-building exercise, or something.

doctorwho:


Matt and Benedict

doctorwho:

Matt and Benedict

(Source: matthewsmiths, via eebees)

runeybadger:

womaninterrupted:

ragbag:

discardingimages:

flying penis monster 
Decretum Gratiani with the commentary of Bartolomeo da Brescia, Italy 1340-1345.
Lyon, BM, Ms 5128, fol. 100r

flying penis monster auto-reblog enabled.

This is of interest to people.

But why do her breasts look like they’ve melted?

what happens if I feed it after midnight?

runeybadger:

womaninterrupted:

ragbag:

discardingimages:

flying penis monster 

Decretum Gratiani with the commentary of Bartolomeo da Brescia, Italy 1340-1345.

Lyon, BM, Ms 5128, fol. 100r

flying penis monster auto-reblog enabled.

This is of interest to people.

But why do her breasts look like they’ve melted?

what happens if I feed it after midnight?

i know

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