The Honey Pot
rubyetc:

omg

rubyetc:

omg

I’m having a cucumber sandwich before I go to lunch because I’m a lady who needs a lot of lunch.

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womaninterrupted:

I need to know. Has anyone ever walked in without pants?

I always wonder this.

womaninterrupted:

I need to know. Has anyone ever walked in without pants?

I always wonder this.

I probably shouldn’t hide in my room forever.

I ate all my candy.

I need a new plan.

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notjanebond:

The Dead Weather - Will There Be Enough Water?

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nubbsgalore:

circumhorizontal arcs photographed by (click pic) david england, andy cripe, del zane, todd sackmann and brandon rios. this atmospheric phenomenon, otherwise known as a fire rainbow, is created when light from a sun that is at least 58 degrees above the horizon passes through the hexagonal ice crystals that form cirrus clouds which, because of quick cloud formation, have become horizontally aligned. (see also: previous cloud posts)

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why I don’t travel with my family anymore

AuntMurble & AuntAlwaysRight are going on a trip to see AuntAbides. There were a few headaches along the way like me insisting that there needed to be a car here for emergencies. They decided to take Murble’s and leave AAR’s car. not pleased about that but whatevery. It was better than AuntPretty1’s idea of “Jenny can just call me if they need anything.” It takes an act of Congress to schedule something with her and she’s not good in emergency situations (not to fucking mention WE NEED THINGS EVERY FUCKING DAY). And then AuntPretty1 scheduled car maintenance while the other sisters were going to be away, and asked ME for a ride. Good thing there is a car available to me so I don’t have to carry you around in my arms.

ANYWAY, they were supposed to leave today at 10am. Murble called AAR a few minutes ago

AuntMurble: Are you about ready? are you coming over here to drop off your car?

AuntAlwaysRight: Didn’t we say we were leaving tomorrow?

me: sonofafuckingoddamnit.