The Honey Pot
theasil: comedyforthosewhothink: gingerspice: scarygodmother: muralgirl: squeetothegee: peecharrific: graham-bailey: fheenyx: jewles: currentlyunsupervised: See Also: NOW I’M NEVER HAVING KIDS OH MY GOD I know you can’t see me, but I’m hiding my vagina right now. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD It’s a good thing that I didn’t have this guide beforehand…I would have NO KIDS right now. Now I’m not so sure I want to do natural childbirth*….. *- the option is still first but the visual at the moment is freaking me out. so it is entirely possible to put a meaty fist up there then. noted. Um… A bagel is 10 cm? (looks for a ruler) That would be a pretty small bagel. …y’all realize that you don’t feel the cervix dilating, right?  You know, it’d have been really nice to have them serve some bagels after pushing my child through one, but only with the good cream cheese. (We’re talking those tiny bagels for say, bagel bites!, right?) I mean, I was fucking FAMISHED and I really could have used some refreshments. I have never been more thankful to have a disease that makes me unable to consume any of these things. I am already freaked out by childbirth. This has completely sealed my vagina closed. If I worked in an OBGYN office, this would be a poster on the wall.  I don’t see why we have to bring bagels into this.

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muralgirl:

squeetothegee:

peecharrific:

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fheenyx:

jewles:

currentlyunsupervised:

See Also: NOW I’M NEVER HAVING KIDS OH MY GOD

I know you can’t see me, but I’m hiding my vagina right now.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

It’s a good thing that I didn’t have this guide beforehand…I would have NO KIDS right now.

Now I’m not so sure I want to do natural childbirth*…..

*- the option is still first but the visual at the moment is freaking me out.

so it is entirely possible to put a meaty fist up there then.

noted.

Um… A bagel is 10 cm? (looks for a ruler)

That would be a pretty small bagel.

…y’all realize that you don’t feel the cervix dilating, right? 

You know, it’d have been really nice to have them serve some bagels after pushing my child through one, but only with the good cream cheese. (We’re talking those tiny bagels for say, bagel bites!, right?) I mean, I was fucking FAMISHED and I really could have used some refreshments.

I have never been more thankful to have a disease that makes me unable to consume any of these things. I am already freaked out by childbirth. This has completely sealed my vagina closed.

If I worked in an OBGYN office, this would be a poster on the wall. 

I don’t see why we have to bring bagels into this.

(Source: hiphopandcoffee)

28 November 2011   » Permalink   Comments (View)
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