The Honey Pot

Dad calling again. I better answer

[this is boiled down. Dad calls always take an hour or more.]

Dad: hi, what are you doing?

me: I was about to take a nap but, not now, Hi!

Dad: Do you feel older?

me: today? YES, but only because I’m tired. Mostly, no, not ever.

Dad: Are you recovering from your birthday, what did you do?

me: (I list some really boring stuff) Well, I dog sat mostly  …I had ice cream cupcakes…so, there’s that…I… hmmm. listened to music. erm. that was pretty much it.

Dad: you’ve got to up your birthday celebration game.

me: yeah. I know.

Dad: What are you going to do tonight?

me:…sleep, hopefully.

Dad: Well, I can let you go. I’m going to go take a nap.

me: are you really going to take a nap?

Dad: no.

me: I’m really bad at naps.

Dad: I’m going to go eat dinner.

me: That’s a good idea. I’m really bad at naps, like, THIS was my nap. I did it wrong AGAIN.

(I made him laugh and then I ate cupcakes.)

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