The Honey Pot

me: the only reason I posted the “I’m more interesting on the internet” post is because I didn’t want ‘my mom’ yelling at me about posting butts <3
Jules aka: ‘my mom’: hahahahahaha
me: I’m going to do a post later about how I am interesting in person
and then
you guys will be so disappointed when you meet me <3
Jules: hahahahahaha
not even POSSIBLE
me: awww I’ve told you my evil plan!
Jules: but I refused to heart that post because it is ridiculous lies
I have talked to you off the internet unless you have a stand-in who then posts about our conversation on your tumblr
in which case your stand-in is ~fascinating~
me: my intern!
Jules: then, I probably want to meet your intern.
me: yeah, me too!
Jules: did you sleep at all? because you’re doing really great on quippy hilarity.
me: hahaha
I AM SLEEPLESS
I AM ON A TEAR
Jules: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
me: and I made more coffee
Jules: yay coffee!
but, sleep…. I’ve heard is also important
me: on a tear, in this case, would be a string of bad behavior
you’ll see
Jules: okay
not like, a care-bear-rainbow-slide type of tear? that you can slide on?

  1. clairesalcedo replied:
  2. glitterbubbles said: jesus, what time was it when we had this conversation? I don’t even remember what I was thinking with that last thing. hahahahaha, RAINBOWS! I don’t know. I love you. and you are interesting on and off the internet. xoxoxoxoxoxo
  3. eebees said: The things you say. ESPECIALLY THAT LAST LINE WHAT THE HELL, JULES. Y’all win.
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