I like my men like I like my bagels — pre-sliced and frozen.
Hard as a bagel - That’s a new way to put it.
I’m not entirely sure what to do with this information but it shouldn’t come as any surprise to any of you that
~ this is really doing it for me ~
I mean…
Happy Bagel Wednesday!
also, “telephone the law” -that’s a new way to put it.
(via malachitegrey)







