(via glitterbubbles)
“My upper body distracted him while these things I call “hands” took this off his belt.”
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this is one of my favorite things to say.
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“Pretty much I bake pies and wake the dead. I live a very sheltered life.”
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I would like for Lee Pace to pour my coffee for me. xoxoxo
Jules, I’ve noticed that Ned the Pie Maker has been pouring a lot of coffee for you lately, I think he might be an enabler.
“Stakeouts are only fun when there are binoculars for everybody.”
this is actually true of all group binocular activities.
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(via pieholers)
Philanthropist is one of my favorite words and Donkey ears ain’t a bad phrase either.
















