Okay this completely nutty interview with Vulture that Tom Hardy did totally made my morning.
There’s more people in China than there are here. Who are we to stand in the way of what God wants, or whatever your concept of that is? No man can stop a tidal wave. “Thou shalt not pass”? Of course not! “I’m a tidal wave! Fuck you!”
And at least you know you can always grow that beard again if you need to go down to the corner shop undetected.
And I fucking will as well!
How long did it take to grow that out?
Five months. And I’ve already trimmed it a lot, because people are saying it’s grizzly.
Oh, I’m a terrible reader of the Internet and stuff like that.
And you read what people say about you?
Yeah, ‘cause in my head, I’m still not famous. It’s like, “Hey, I’m on this site!” Or [to my fiancée], “Look at what we were wearing last night! And everyone says you look great.” And then someone will say, “Tom Hardy is a cunt because … ” What? WHAT?