The Honey Pot
Geek Zodiac
I’m Undead:
(Count Dracula, Eric Northam, Zombies, Buffy, the Ghostbusters)
+Soulful, Transcendental, Knows value of all life.
-Haunted, Tormented, Difficulty connecting to humanity.

Geek Zodiac

I’m Undead:

(Count Dracula, Eric Northam, Zombies, Buffy, the Ghostbusters)

+Soulful, Transcendental, Knows value of all life.

-Haunted, Tormented, Difficulty connecting to humanity.

lottiebites:

# bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes they got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses and what’s with all the carrots what do they need such good eyesight for anyway bunnies bunnies it must be bunniiiiiies # or maybe midgets
nice cup of tea.

nice cup of tea.

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Prince of night, I summon you, come fill me with your black naughty evil.
-Willow Rosenberg, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Gingerbread 3x11)

Prince of night, I summon you, come fill me with your black naughty evil.

-Willow Rosenberg, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Gingerbread 3x11)

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desperatebeliever:

If you’ve never seen Buffy, this gif pretty much sums up Spike’s entire personality through most of the series.  And I wouldn’t change a thing about him.  

First of all, Spike is the best, I would love him even if he were sparkly.
Today I:
woke up one minute after the post office, the only thing I needed to do today, closed. (I am success!)
used a robot at the post office to send the one package I absolutely had to send today. (robots! let me have this one. bleep bloop.)
Was told several times that it was too cold outside. Took Cowboy for a walk. (don’t tell me, blah blah!)
it was beautiful outside. (beautiful! gorgeous! if you were here your face would freeze off!)
got pulled onto/off of a patch of ice by an enthusiastic Dog Champion.
fell down. skinned my knee. laughed. (this is what I get for wearing pants?!?)
got up. continued walking.
was infuriated/frustrated by every human interaction today.
realize that the problem is partially me ( although a very small part)
more exhausted from human interaction than anything. 
going to start saying: I’m sorry this interaction is making my lungs sleepy. 
tried to sleep
was woken up many times, by people that wanted to see if I need anything.
which is nice really, I’ll keep telling myself that, but telling myself that is making my lungs sleepy. My favorite response to this question was: I was asleep, sleep I need. If you could tell me what day it is, I could answer this question much better. grr…arrrgh…
falling down was my favorite part of the day 
starting a fight club. 
<3 Jennifer Zombie

desperatebeliever:

If you’ve never seen Buffy, this gif pretty much sums up Spike’s entire personality through most of the series.  And I wouldn’t change a thing about him.  

First of all, Spike is the best, I would love him even if he were sparkly.

Today I:

  • woke up one minute after the post office, the only thing I needed to do today, closed. (I am success!)
  • used a robot at the post office to send the one package I absolutely had to send today. (robots! let me have this one. bleep bloop.)
  • Was told several times that it was too cold outside. Took Cowboy for a walk. (don’t tell me, blah blah!)
  • it was beautiful outside. (beautiful! gorgeous! if you were here your face would freeze off!)
  • got pulled onto/off of a patch of ice by an enthusiastic Dog Champion.
  • fell down. skinned my knee. laughed. (this is what I get for wearing pants?!?)
  • got up. continued walking.
  • was infuriated/frustrated by every human interaction today.
  • realize that the problem is partially me ( although a very small part)
  • more exhausted from human interaction than anything.
  • going to start saying: I’m sorry this interaction is making my lungs sleepy.
  • tried to sleep
  • was woken up many times, by people that wanted to see if I need anything.
  • which is nice really, I’ll keep telling myself that, but telling myself that is making my lungs sleepy. My favorite response to this question was: I was asleep, sleep I need. If you could tell me what day it is, I could answer this question much better. grr…arrrgh…
  • falling down was my favorite part of the day
  • starting a fight club. 

<3 Jennifer Zombie

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Pick your five favourite TV shows (in no particular order) and answer the following questions. Don’t cheat! [I probably should have cheated]

1. Gilmore Girls

2. Lost

3. Veronica Mars

4. Pushing Daisies

5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Who’s your favourite character in 2?

Ben Linus, Lost

Who’s your least favourite character in 1?

Christopher Hayden, Gilmore Girls. I just don’t get what Lorelai saw in him, beyond high school.

What’s your favourite episode of 4?

I like all of them. I’ve only seen the season 2 episodes once but Comfort Food: 2 x8 is very memorable and Olive’s song kills me.

How long have you watched 1?

um, I’ve watched Gilmore Girls for a long time and will to infinity and beyond. Hooking nearly every single person I know on that show is one of my craftiest accomplishments.

How did you become interested in 3?

I caught the season 2 premiere of Veronica Mars and was hooked.

Who’s your favourite actor in 4?

David Arquette, loljk, Lee Pace.

Which show do you prefer? 1, 2, or 5?

RIGHT NOW, 2, it hurts, don’t leave me, Lost. I love them all.

Which show have you seen more episodes of; 1 or 3

I’ve seen all episodes of both. Gilmore Girls has more seasons, but I’ve owned Veronica Mars longer, it’s a toss up.

If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

Charlotte “Chuck” Charles, easy!

How would you kill off your favourite character in 1?

well, most of those characters are my favourite…

After attending their youngest great-great-great grandchild’s graduation and eating the most perfect meal with all their family and friends. Sookie and Jackson die, in each others arms, of giggling, while talking about organic tomatoes. They are found wearing matching “picture pajamas” with each other’s photos.

Give a random quote from 1.

Sookie:Now I’m just happily scotched in acceptance. Scotched..

Rory: Ensconced?

[I’ve been saying “en scotched” a lot lately but the internet says it’s “scotched” either way it’s good, I wanted to do a cat kirk line but I couldn’t remember it off the top of my head.]

Would a 3/4 crossover work?

sure!

Ned could make Lily Kane alive again, for a minute, while Veronica Mars takes the first nap of her life. But Lily would inevitably try to jump the Pie Maker before revealing her killer, making her dead again. Leaving both series pretty much in tact.

I’d be for a 1,2,3,4,5 crossover! +Spock but, Lindeloff/Cuse/Whedon would kill off 2/3rds of my favorite characters

Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple.

 I had to go on a walk and think about this and it was like a mix-n-match-Slot-ship-machine in my head. I kept trying to mash Jason Stiles and Emily “cougar” Gilmore together. Then I thought it would be funny to find some extras character names on IMDB and put them together like…

[Fastidious Customer + Mrs. Slutsky <— do not remember either. How could I forget someone named Slutsky?]

but, as I was sitting down at the computer I remembered how much I loved…

Tom (the carpenter/foreman) + Beau Belleville (pretty sure Tom had a wife? she sure is going to be surprised)

or

'Girlfriend' in Kirk's Film + Rune

or …

Has 5 inspired you in any way?

uh, YEAH- for one thing- I slay all sparkly vampires.

Overall, which show has a better cast? 3 or 5?

ouch, today I’m going with Veronica Mars.

Which has better theme music, 2 or 4?      

3, 5,  haha, I just don’t even have an answer for this one.

(via screenwipenewscene)

Spike: a real&#8230;fictional&#8230;vampire!
also don&#8217;t forget to Kiss the Librarian.
Giles: a Librarian worth kissing. 
fuckyeahbuffy:/thewhedonworldetc:/fuckyeahwhedonverse:/(via dirttyprettythings)

Spike: a real…fictional…vampire!

also don’t forget to Kiss the Librarian.

Giles: a Librarian worth kissing. 

fuckyeahbuffy:/thewhedonworldetc:/fuckyeahwhedonverse:/(via dirttyprettythings)

I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away- Xander Harris
popculture-and-i:/ glitterbubbles:/ screenwipenewscene:/ maryaurora:/(via tashzky)

I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away- Xander Harris

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orphanelliott:

A is for Angel, B is for Buffy: a Joss Whedon Alphabet
allthingsjoss:

ANYA: This is the man that I plan to entangle,Isn’t he fine?My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle,Vengeance was mine!But I’m out of the biz.The name I made, I’ll trade for his,The only trouble is…I’ll never tell.
XANDER: She is the one,She’s such wonderful fun,Such passion and grace. Warm in the night when I’m right in her tight—Embrace! Tight embrace!I’ll never let her go ,The love we’ve known can only grow.There’s just one thing that — no —I’ll never tell.
BOTH: ‘Cuz there’s nothing to tell.
ANYA: He snores.XANDER: She wheezes.ANYA: Say ‘housework’ and he freezes.XANDER: She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can’t describe.ANYA: I talk, he breezes.XANDER: She doesn’t know what ‘please’ is.ANYA: His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
BOTH: The vibe gets kind of scary.
XANDER: Like she thinks I’m ordinary.ANYA: Like it’s all just temporary.XANDER: Like her toes are kind of hairy.
BOTH: But it’s all very well‘Cuz god knows, I’ll never tell!
ANYA: When things get rough, heJust hides behind his Buffy! Now look, he’s getting huffy‘Cuz he knows that I know.
XANDER: She clings.She’s needy.She’s also really greedy.She nev—
ANYA: His eyes are beady!XANDER: This is my verse, hello! She—
ANYA: (spoken) Look at me! I’m dancing crazy!
BOTH: You know…
XANDER: You’re quite the charmer.ANYA: My knight in armor.
XANDER: You’re the cutest of the Scoobies,With your lips as red as rubies,And your firm yet supple—Tight embrace!
ANYA: He’s swell.XANDER: She’s sweller.ANYA: He’ll always be my feller.XANDER: That’s why I’ll never tell her that I’m petrified.
ANYA: I’ve read this tale,There’s wedding, then betrayal.I know there’ll come the day I’ll want to run and hide.
BOTH: I lied,I said it’s easy.I’ve tried,But there’s these fears I’ve can’t quell.
XANDER: Is she looking for a pot of gold?ANYA: Will I look good when I’ve gotten old?XANDER: Will our lives become too stressful if I’m never that successful?ANYA: When I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?XANDER: Am I crazy?ANYA: Am I dreamin’?XANDER: Am I marrying a demon?
BOTH: We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!So, thank god, I’ll never tell!I swear that I’ll never tell!
XANDER: My lips are sealed.ANYA: I take the Fifth.XANDER: Nothing to see,Move it along.
BOTH: I’ll never Tell!

allthingsjoss:

ANYA: This is the man that I plan to entangle,
Isn’t he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle,
Vengeance was mine!
But I’m out of the biz.
The name I made, I’ll trade for his,
The only trouble is…
I’ll never tell.

XANDER: She is the one,
She’s such wonderful fun,
Such passion and grace.
Warm in the night when I’m right in her tight—
Embrace! Tight embrace!
I’ll never let her go ,
The love we’ve known can only grow.
There’s just one thing that — no —
I’ll never tell.

BOTH: ‘Cuz there’s nothing to tell.

ANYA: He snores.
XANDER: She wheezes.
ANYA: Say ‘housework’ and he freezes.
XANDER: She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can’t describe.
ANYA: I talk, he breezes.
XANDER: She doesn’t know what ‘please’ is.
ANYA: His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!

BOTH: The vibe gets kind of scary.

XANDER: Like she thinks I’m ordinary.
ANYA: Like it’s all just temporary.
XANDER: Like her toes are kind of hairy.

BOTH: But it’s all very well
‘Cuz god knows, I’ll never tell!

ANYA: When things get rough, he
Just hides behind his Buffy!
Now look, he’s getting huffy
‘Cuz he knows that I know.

XANDER: She clings.
She’s needy.
She’s also really greedy.
She nev—

ANYA: His eyes are beady!
XANDER: This is my verse, hello! She—

ANYA: (spoken) Look at me! I’m dancing crazy!

BOTH: You know…

XANDER: You’re quite the charmer.
ANYA: My knight in armor.

XANDER: You’re the cutest of the Scoobies,
With your lips as red as rubies,
And your firm yet supple—
Tight embrace!

ANYA: He’s swell.
XANDER: She’s sweller.
ANYA: He’ll always be my feller.
XANDER: That’s why I’ll never tell her that I’m petrified.

ANYA: I’ve read this tale,
There’s wedding, then betrayal.
I know there’ll come the day I’ll want to run and hide.

BOTH: I lied,
I said it’s easy.
I’ve tried,
But there’s these fears I’ve can’t quell.

XANDER: Is she looking for a pot of gold?
ANYA: Will I look good when I’ve gotten old?
XANDER: Will our lives become too stressful if I’m never that successful?
ANYA: When I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?
XANDER: Am I crazy?
ANYA: Am I dreamin’?
XANDER: Am I marrying a demon?

BOTH: We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!
So, thank god, I’ll never tell!
I swear that I’ll never tell!

XANDER: My lips are sealed.
ANYA: I take the Fifth.
XANDER: Nothing to see,
Move it along.

BOTH: I’ll never Tell!