zdarsky:

Is there a market for my self-help books from fictional characters? I sure hope so.

nparts:

Extremely Bad Advice: Don’t look down on anger

Why are you so worried about your anger? I might be in the minority, but when Emperor Palpatine told Luke Skywalker, “Your hate has made you powerful,” and then shot #$@%ing lightning bolts from his fingers, nine-year-old me was all, like, “Sign me up, man. Sign. Me. Up.”

(via bachbooksandboobs)

This isn’t sudden at all.

This has been in play for decades.

….(I can’t remember my world domination tags. )

(Source: smugplanet, via invaderxan)

look out world!

I highlighted the important truths, in pink, just like I will, when I am dictator.

Jennifer, did you build a moon?

That’s no moon.That’s no pink, pink, pink, pink moon.

Last time (with a longer test) I took Myers-briggs,I was Batman (INFJ), this time, I’m House (INTJ).

I think/feel I do fluctuate between ~feeling all my feelings~ and then getting all cold and analytical, what have feelings done for me lately?

but the important thing is that, I am always judging, especially when I am crushing with my boot of oppression.

Here is where you can take this test for yourself.

glitterbubbles:

section9:

think4yourself:

absurdlakefront:

discodazzler:

satyromane:

INFP - represent.

I’m an INFJ. Take that as you will.

 I’m borderline INFJ and INTJ.  I’m either Batman or House.  I can accept that.

I don’t remember what I was the last time I took this which was something like 7-8 years ago… I’m thinking it was an ISTJ.

I tend to be INFP, but I’m mainly reblogging because this is so full of awesome. xoxoxo 

I’m Batman, which I didn’t know, I’ve just been kicking back in this here cave, “until the chaos and confusion of my stressful situation dissipates”, totally ignoring the bat signal. All Apologies to Gotham.