The Honey Pot

glitterbubbles replied to your post: glitterbubbles replied to your post: don’t tell me…

BUT AT LEAST SHE COULD USE HER ARMS AND BREATHE IF SHE WAS ALIVE. it’s the being in the shark head-first that really freaks me out. also, just so you know, she’s not really dead, Jennifer. she’s just pretending to sleep. xoxoxoxo

Jules has to explain everything to me, tonight, I might have time to post how she’s helping me find higher quality men! 

also, I’ll tell those not so exciting goat stories, maybe. 

glitterbubbles replied to your post: don’t tell me what I can’t do! I will panic if I want to. or if I see a stuffed shark eating a lady. I LOVE YOU! xoxoxoxo

that other photo is okay, I mean, at least she can breathe and use her arms! if the zombies got you, it’s probably the interns’ faults. they are SO not getting paid. xoxoxoxo

omg, jules, in the other photo SHE IS DEAD. 

glitterbubbles said: don't tell me what I can't do! I will panic if I want to. or if I see a stuffed shark eating a lady.
I LOVE YOU! xoxoxoxo

I’m putting this in the journal, Jules.

Congratulations on your acute sense of safety concerns, meanwhile we’ve all been devoured by flesh eating zombies.

I guess we’ll just be the awesomest zombies we can be.

glitterbubbles:

whocourtsanymore:

Just because.

I really like sharks, and also stuffed animals, so you’d think this would be a win, but that second photo makes me claustrophobic just to look at (GET OUT OF THE SHARK, LADY, THAT IS NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE OMG.)  and the first photo makes me feel like the shark is just too big. it’s too big and also eating her. I don’t think I want one. 
maybe if it was a normal stuffed toy that didn’t eat people, that would be different. it would be useful, like a body pillow, or… a really… low and awesome couch. or something. but a person could get stuck like that, and then you’d be walking around with a shark on your head and not having the use of your arms, and how would you eat? or, what if your kid got stuck in there? 
I’m going to stop thinking about this and typing about this, now. it’s freaking me out, and also, I find it weird that I am so freaked out by it. okay I’m done.
xoxoxoxo

Don’t Panic

glitterbubbles:

whocourtsanymore:

Just because.

I really like sharks, and also stuffed animals, so you’d think this would be a win, but that second photo makes me claustrophobic just to look at (GET OUT OF THE SHARK, LADY, THAT IS NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE OMG.)  and the first photo makes me feel like the shark is just too big. it’s too big and also eating her. I don’t think I want one. 

maybe if it was a normal stuffed toy that didn’t eat people, that would be different. it would be useful, like a body pillow, or… a really… low and awesome couch. or something. but a person could get stuck like that, and then you’d be walking around with a shark on your head and not having the use of your arms, and how would you eat? or, what if your kid got stuck in there? 

I’m going to stop thinking about this and typing about this, now. it’s freaking me out, and also, I find it weird that I am so freaked out by it. okay I’m done.

xoxoxoxo

Don’t Panic

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backnblack:

lyrac:

themarsfactory:

peacelovemars:

thedailywhat:

Buy This: ChumBuddy shark-themed sleeping bag by Kendra Phillips.
Sure, it may not be the most practical sleeping bag in the world, but, then again, IT’S A GODDAMN SHARK NUFF SAID.
[superpunch.]

 I really Want this..Just Imagine, Sleeping on the Beach in this..How Awesome would that be?! =]

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backnblack:

lyrac:

themarsfactory:

peacelovemars:

thedailywhat:

Buy This: ChumBuddy shark-themed sleeping bag by Kendra Phillips.

Sure, it may not be the most practical sleeping bag in the world, but, then again, IT’S A GODDAMN SHARK NUFF SAID.

[superpunch.]

 I really Want this..Just Imagine, Sleeping on the Beach in this..How Awesome would that be?! =]

want want want want want want