The Honey Pot
Patrice,
Thank you so much! Your sugar scrub is amazing, as are YOU!
I’ll have to put my thinking helmet on to figure out something ~ weirder and more flat ~ to send you in thanks…it’s not a threat. <3
p.s. Erin Heather is right, you should think about selling your scrub!

Patrice,

Thank you so much! Your sugar scrub is amazing, as are YOU!

I’ll have to put my thinking helmet on to figure out something ~ weirder and more flat ~ to send you in thanks…it’s not a threat. <3

p.s. Erin Heather is right, you should think about selling your scrub!

Sarah and I do this thing where we rate our individual days on the butt scale

here’s how it went today:

Sarah: creatively a 9. Physically, a 2. Sooo, a 6? A groggy bear butt?

Me: Sure, coming out of hibernation too early will do that to a bear butt!

Sarah: Butt math is fuzzy math.

Me: fuzzy butt maths were the only maths I could ever grasp

Sarah: They’re the only maths worth gr(ass)ping! How was your day on the butt scale?

Me: Really unproductive in the silliest and best ways possible. Like maybe a 9 in laughter and comic helmetry, and I was going to knock that number down with fuzzy butt math, BUTT, I’m going to let myself have a 9 day. A bear butt on a unicycle wearing a tutu.

Sarah: DAT ASS is amazing.

and then we started talking about squirrel paparazzi, as we do, and she made me cry with laughter AGAIN and again and again.

thefrenchrover:

Tom Hardy.

I am no longer experimenting with not looking at Tom Hardy. Interestingly (to possibly no one) I think this will result in just slightly less Hardy posting output. So, this tumblr is same as it ever was. 
Scientifically yours (while wearing a helmet of some sort) with many street hugs and hearts,
jennifery

thefrenchrover:

Tom Hardy.

I am no longer experimenting with not looking at Tom Hardy. Interestingly (to possibly no one) I think this will result in just slightly less Hardy posting output. So, this tumblr is same as it ever was.

Scientifically yours (while wearing a helmet of some sort) with many street hugs and hearts,

jennifery