The Honey Pot

She gripped the arm of the insufferable god who had brought her here and hoped, vainly, that it hurt him.

  #The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul #Douglas Adams FTW #books books books #I think Thor must be the most insufferable of all the insufferable gods.
YOUR LOKI IS SHOWING. <3 

She gripped the arm of the insufferable god who had brought her here and hoped, vainly, that it hurt him.

(Source: confusedfriendliness)

confusedfriendliness:

these ribbon-tie skirts are SO CUTE. I love them and want them and should stop looking at Etsy now. xoxoxo

ohmybloggingoutfit!god

the TARDIS one and the Star Trek one and the…

The Claire is the only person I’ve ever side-by-side tumbld with, like, hours of mutual dashboard sharing. I think I only had to hold my hand over my dash one time:

me: hold on. I’m just going to scroll past this, real quick, never know what’s going to happen with that tumblroo.

at the time of the Hiddleston/frog posts photo we had both gasped in interest at each other’s dashboards. I was gasping FOR Jules (who wasn’t there) but when I told Jules the story, later, I’m pretty sure she growled at me. She’s so Hiddletorial.

I was very behind on tumblr (always) while in The Shire and The Claire was very supportive:

The Claire: You are almost caught up!

me: No. I’m almost caught up with this timeline. I have a tab of older posts and a tab of newer posts. I’ll never be caught up.

The Claire: Honestly, I would have given up by now.

and that’s just one of the tiny reasons that you are infinitely smarter than me The Claire. Congratulations on your great brain!  and your FACE and your EVERYTHING! <3

and the bottom picture is when The Claire received her fantastic Merlin Comic Con care package from the even more fantastic Of The Houses.

confusedfriendliness replied to your photo: confusedfriendliness: Erin and Jennifer penis…

I know. why did I even feel compelled to mention it? or take this screenprint? do I ever stop talking about penises? xoxoxoxo

seriously, Jules, it’s a big world. Not every post or conversation has to be about penises.

sometimes it has to be about butts <3

glitterbubbles replied to your post: glitterbubbles replied to your post: this is just…

my superpowers are all terrible. draining batteries and projecting migraines?! what kind of mutant am I?! also I LOVE YOU. I don’t read facial expressions well in most situations. xoxoxoxoxo

It’s how you use your powers that makes you SUPER <3

Jules: butts. EVERYWHERE! and I am weirdly okay with it.
me: I feel uncomfortable with your butt comfort
Jules:  I was worried that my butt comfort level would throw off the balance of the universe
  does that anxiety make my butt comfort easier to handle?
me: we’ll just have to wait and see
Jules: the butt comfort level is only increasing slowly, so I can keep you posted or just start posting a lot of butts when I reach maximum comfort, whatever you like?
me: I don’t think anyone but you & your co-butt needs to know when you reach maximum comfort lvl
some things are private
Jules: hahahahahaha okay, that is a good point. I just was thinking about my comfort with seeing butts on my dash, but I see there are other related issues.
me: yeah
Jules: I am crying with laughter right now
me:  just because I’m okay with butts doesn’t mean I want to hear about your every buttventure JULIA
Jules: noted
me: god can’t you ever stop talking about butts?
Jules: oh god I can’t breathe
me: ~~ <3 ^b~u~t~t~s^ <3 ~~
Jules: oh my god it’s full of butts

myturtlespeedy:

Must be a female? Shit, I could have used the extra money.


 glitterbubbles said:  what does a striper even do?! what do you stripe?? oh man. I am so intrigued. xoxoxoxo

myturtlespeedy:

Must be a female? Shit, I could have used the extra money.

glitterbubbles said: what does a striper even do?! what do you stripe?? oh man. I am so intrigued. xoxoxoxo


priority mail indeed
this continues to be the party!

priority mail indeed

this continues to be the party!

glitterbubbles:

uh oh, bananas!

it’s my stupid face AGAIN, because I got a banana full of cash in the mail, today.

yep. 

pretty sure not everyone can say that. <3<3<3 xoxoxoxo

HA! HA! HA! HA!

who would do something thing like that? that’s weird.

tell us about your magic banana, LokiJules!

there is a tiny fork inside!

There’s always money in the banana stand holder.

(from the archives 10. 3. 2011)

Me: I have a drawing of jennhoney the enabler and her goat, that I drew in July or August, and the trees have arrows in them, and the goat is explaining that the trees have picked a side and will protect jennhoney and the goat.

I know why I drew it and I have a vague sense of a story line but I don’t know who is shooting the arrows or why, yet.
So, basically, I’m asking-
WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING ARROWS AT JENNHONEY?!?

Jules: I will just state that I have only accidentally shot trees with arrows, so far. but maybe those trees are double-crossing asshole trees, and I’m just trying to protect you! or maybe they’re rating books I love with fewer stars than said books deserve. it’s hard to know why I would be shooting arrows at comic trees in my futurepast, but I can tell you one thing: I WOULD NEVER SHOOT ARROWS AT YOU.  trees totally deserve arrows. maybe the arrows are for hanging awesome decorations, like your fantastic felt chains? and pictures! that might be another reason for them to have arrows sticking out of them. they’re to help you decorate what will clearly be the treehouse of awesome/dream fort.

I looked at those trees a lot last year and thought about how the young branches looked like arrows and the day that I touched the sap and saw how red it was, was the day jte was flung into a storm of arrows (but arrows are hard for me to draw, hahaha). that’s how it works. and months later when Jules confessed to tree violence…well, that might be how it works.