The Honey Pot

brynnasaurus:

Some of my favorites:

1. Forget things, for no reason. [“Jesus, I told you we were gonna need the Netherhelm of Binding to seal the Fellgate.” “I know, that’s what’s so weird! I put it on this morning. I could swear it. Or did I? Now I don’t even know.” “Well I guess we’ll just have to seal the Fellgate tomorrow.” “Well I guess so.”]

5. Meet a woman who’s not a witch, a healer or a princess and not remark upon how extraordinary it is that she’s not a witch or a healer or a princess.

6. Meet a non-white person and not subsequently discover they’re from the Burning Lands Far to the South or something like that.

9. Meet an orphan whose parents just turn out to be just as random and ordinary as his or her adoptive parents.

11. Meet an orc who actually isn’t an asshole.

13. Die of natural causes

18. Meet a brusque yet kindly old man who doesn’t actually know anything more about what’s going on than anybody else does.

19. Discover a magic portal to a world that is pretty much the same deal as the world they came from.

20. Get eaten by a dragon. Come on, if dragons were real they would eat _everybody_.

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someone daydreams
about being someone else

someone daydreams

about being someone else

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"A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts imprinted with dark pigmented squiggles. One glance at it and you hear the voice of another person - perhaps someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, the author is speaking, clearly and silently, inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people, citizens of distant epochs, who never knew one another. Books break the shackles of time, proof that humans can work magic."
— Carl Sagan, Cosmos. (via basileus)

(Source: articfoxindustries, via malachitegrey)

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agentmlovestacos:

I have no words.

I just want to stare at stuff with you while eating popcorn.

agentmlovestacos:

I have no words.

I just want to stare at stuff with you while eating popcorn.

glitterbubbles:

jennhoney:

and also magic.

ohyeahfacts:

Monday Mailbag question from: ByTheBook

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definitely magic. I watched Unwrapped on halloween candy, they forgot to mention the magic part. *shakes head* xoxoxo

just a reminder.

oh yes. It’s a good thing.

oh yes. It’s a good thing.

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glitterbubbles:

wilwheaton:

Sharpie is to sell a ‘liquid pencil,’ a pen with erasable ink made from graphite that only becomes permanent after three days’ exposure to the air. In the meantime, it may be rubbed out with a standard eraser. It’ll hit stores this fall.

palahniukandchocolate:

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theewhitetiger:

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