oH MY GOD I JUST FOUND THIS IN MY SECONDHAND COPY OF A STORM OF SWORDS????
hahahaha, best advice I’ve ever seen.
your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.
Dad: …and of course there’s the bastard son -
Grandmother (teacup in one hand, coconut macaroon in the other): There’s always a bastard son.
Our grandmother is visiting, and my Dad is recapping how he watched the first episode of Game of Thrones on his flight home. They’re now moving on to comic book movies. I am furtively bringing you this transcript. I must return to the cookies before they are devoured.