sarahsamudre:

jennhoney:

I forgot to go to bed, and that is okay.

We’re doing important things. You’ll all thank us later.

#we get less intelligible but also MORE brilliant as it gets later

Jennifer: I am not in charge of anyone’s penis passes but my own
  PUT THAT ON A SHIRT

Sarah: where do you redeem those at?

Jennifer:  I DON”T KNOW
  important questions of our time

Sarah: THAT IS LIFE’S GREAT MYSTERY
  Where do you get the penis passes redeemed?!?!?!?!!!

Jennifer: this might have just become THE BEST

Sarah: it might have!

Jennifer: WHAT ABOUT TOM HARDY’S PENIS PASS? WHAT ABOUT THAT?!?

Sarah: That is like a mystical golden ticket that you have to search for.
And then, umm, you go up to him and redeem it?

Jennifer: I WOULD WATCH THAT MOVIE

Sarah: “Mr. Hardy, I found your penis pass.”

Jennifer: I’m thinking it’s a combination of the golden ticket and multi-pass from 5th Element

Sarah: That sounds about right.

Jennifer: oh god. what just happened.

Sarah: Yeah, I don’t even think we should try to figure out how this evolved.
  I like the thought of figuring out the penis pass system.

Jennifer: Utopia and Penis Passes
  oh, are we not building a future perfect world now?

Sarah: Vasant just walked over to me and read “Mr. Hardy, I found your penis pass.” He just pushed me over and walked away.
  I’m trying to explain how we got there but I can’t stop laughing.

Jennifer: hahahaha

Sarah: And yes, we are building the perfect world.
  All problems would be solved…

Jennifer: would they?
  would it matter?

Sarah: unless you hate penises… so I guess not.

Jennifer:  Buttipass

Sarah: That is fun to say AND to think about

Jennifer: Buttopia- maybe it’s a theme park

Sarah: With butt mascots?

Jennifer: yes.
I got distracted because I have to edit this chat
for penis and posterior-ity

Sarah:  that also needs to be inscribed on something
Vasant just asked if we had any more jokes. I told him we’ve created a theme park called Buttopia. He just walked away. HE LOVES IT.

Buttopia

I forgot to go to bed, and that is okay.