The Honey Pot
kvetchlandia:

Jeanloup Sieff     Derrière anglais     1969
“A portrait is normally made by representing a face or a bust in a familiar or neutral environment. The face is the most exposed, visible part of the body, the part most used in social life. It has become a hypocritical mask which can be made to express whatever one wishes; it can laugh in sadness, seem interested when frightfully bored, and remain impassive while one seethes with passion. This is one reason why I began to be interested in bottoms. For it is the most protected, the most secret part of the body, and retains a childish innocence long since lost by gaze or hands. It is also, in plastic terms, the most moving…, all roundness and promise of better things. It is the bottom that remembers; it faces the past, whereas we advance inexorably into the future. It looks back over the way that we have come, like children propped on the back seat peering out over the receding stretch of road as though careless of where they are going. Bottoms are as diverse as people; there are some that are strictly functional, which serve only for sitting or crapping. These possess no interest and often resemble the faces of their owners only too clearly.  Others are simply neutral, indeed neuter….in short, boring. Finally there are rare, elegant and aristocratic bottoms that transcend their function, become works of art, masterpieces, miracles of nature. They are the romanesque vaults of corporeal architecture, they restore one’s primitive faith… These are the bottoms I like to photograph, to conserve for ever their miraculous curves before time brings them low.” Jeanloup Sieff, 1968

#happy buttday Jennhoney!

kvetchlandia:

Jeanloup Sieff     Derrière anglais     1969

“A portrait is normally made by representing a face or a bust in a familiar or neutral environment. The face is the most exposed, visible part of the body, the part most used in social life. It has become a hypocritical mask which can be made to express whatever one wishes; it can laugh in sadness, seem interested when frightfully bored, and remain impassive while one seethes with passion. This is one reason why I began to be interested in bottoms. For it is the most protected, the most secret part of the body, and retains a childish innocence long since lost by gaze or hands. It is also, in plastic terms, the most moving…, all roundness and promise of better things. It is the bottom that remembers; it faces the past, whereas we advance inexorably into the future. It looks back over the way that we have come, like children propped on the back seat peering out over the receding stretch of road as though careless of where they are going. Bottoms are as diverse as people; there are some that are strictly functional, which serve only for sitting or crapping. These possess no interest and often resemble the faces of their owners only too clearly.  Others are simply neutral, indeed neuter….in short, boring. Finally there are rare, elegant and aristocratic bottoms that transcend their function, become works of art, masterpieces, miracles of nature. They are the romanesque vaults of corporeal architecture, they restore one’s primitive faith… These are the bottoms I like to photograph, to conserve for ever their miraculous curves before time brings them low.” Jeanloup Sieff, 1968

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"God is saying to all men: Stop lusting at women’s butts!"
— 50-something-year-old Caribbean man with a grocery cart on the 5 train this morning, repeated at a shout three times before he exited at 14th street (via drinkyourjuice)
theewhitetiger:

for Jenn’s afternoon butt blog…

if you like the afternoon butt blog
check out my butt blogging partner in crime’s blogs

Erin Heather’s afternoon butt blog
& Erin Heather’s after hours apparatus blog

would you like more butts?
CrumpetEatingWoofter’s afternoon butt blog
RuneyBadger's any hour butts butts butts! blog (I couldn't find a tag to link. good butt 24/7 though)
Glitterbubbles’ ‘butts make me uncomfortable’ bodacious derriere blog
and so many more. Butts!

theewhitetiger:

for Jenn’s afternoon butt blog…


if you like the afternoon butt blog

check out my butt blogging partner in crime’s blogs

Erin Heather’s afternoon butt blog

& Erin Heather’s after hours apparatus blog

would you like more butts?

CrumpetEatingWoofter’s afternoon butt blog

RuneyBadger's any hour butts butts butts! blog (I couldn't find a tag to link. good butt 24/7 though)

Glitterbubbles’ ‘butts make me uncomfortable’ bodacious derriere blog

and so many more. Butts!

(Source: dadpug)


Then I kick them in the throat.

Then I kick them in the throat.

(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees)

runeybadger:

obijohnkenobi:

i just shocked myself with the realization that i’ve yet to page one ms. runeybadger! it’s time to correct that.

paging rune.

Thank you for the page.

I’ll just collect my package and head on home.

(Source: drawing-bored)