One day, Erin Heather, begged me to make her mad, so mad, that she could finally break free of my dark magic.
This is the wish of all of my people but, I fear,
I AM TOO STRONG! This is what I said:
I’m having a litter of cumberdragon babies. We’re getting married! He really loves you, but I cast an evil spell on Cumberbatch so he is confused! And honestly, I don’t care for him one bit, I’m just going to break his heart and leave him to raise all those dragon babies, Because I am evil, hence, the evil spell!
I am doing that laugh more than I was even aware of, I am up to something.
and it didn’t work, Erin Heather was all, like, ‘oh you! you are so funny!’
NO, I’m PRETTY SURE I’M EVIL!