The Honey Pot

section9:

covenesque:

THE MOTTO

You had me up until that third pane. The first two are solid advice for anyone. But if this was two guys talking and it ended with “If possible, just kill her,” tumblr would have a major shit fit.

Good shit fit to you.

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covenesque:

THE MOTTO

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Things Cats Do That’d Be Creepy If You Did Them x

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A few days ago a local used car dealership commercial is on. As the

commercial ends my eyes swing up to the TV to try to see their tagline.

me: what do they rock out with?

AuntMurble: (murble)

me: because the saying is ‘rock out with your cock out’

AuntMurble: *alarmed look*

me: so he probably said ‘car’? That doesn’t even make sense. Fairly inappropriate tagline for an Iowa ANYTHING…even a used car dealer…or the best. idk. (I start to leave the room) used cock dealership.

I think we’re both usually pretty relieved when I leave the room.

"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."

my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

This is the best description of my life I’ve ever seen

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UncleDucey: I didn’t hear you come down here.

me: I could start wearing a bell.

bebelestrange:

bunny-realness: i’ll draw your portrait, louis wain

bebelestrange:

bunny-realnessi’ll draw your portrait, louis wain

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"Forgiving others is easier when I remember that I’m human and stupid, too."
— Justina Chen, Return to Me (via simply-quotes)

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