my activity chart might be a cat
You had me up until that third pane. The first two are solid advice for anyone. But if this was two guys talking and it ended with “If possible, just kill her,” tumblr would have a major shit fit.
Good shit fit to you.
A few days ago a local used car dealership commercial is on. As the
commercial ends my eyes swing up to the TV to try to see their tagline.
me: what do they rock out with?
me: because the saying is ‘rock out with your cock out’
AuntMurble: *alarmed look*
me: so he probably said ‘car’? That doesn’t even make sense. Fairly inappropriate tagline for an Iowa ANYTHING…even a used car dealer…or the best. idk. (I start to leave the room) used cock dealership.
I think we’re both usually pretty relieved when I leave the room.
UncleDucey: I didn’t hear you come down here.
me: I could start wearing a bell.