Must be a female? Shit, I could have used the extra money.
glitterbubbles said: what does a striper even do?! what do you stripe?? oh man. I am so intrigued. xoxoxoxo
Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]
(Source: oh-whiskers, via crumpeteatingwoofter)
This isn’t a bagel.
Happy Bagel Wednesday, tumblroos!
(Source: mrgolightly, via princeofprocrastination)
“Learning French with Bunny”
Illustration
The French phrase that bunny is speaking translates to: ‘I want 3,053 carrots immediately. And asshole, I will kill you if the service is bad.’
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Hi, I'm Jennifer. I'm in my thirties. This is where I parallel play with the internet.
Top topics you’ll see: general craftiness with a geeky, subversive and or pop culture twist, potatoes, dirty enabling, gifs, goats, my plans for world domination, a shortage of dragons, an endless supply of coffee, an Awesome! ongoing plan- to take to the Trees and the Sea- to save you and everyone we know in the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse, an eternal battle over a fabulous 3 star book, does it need saying?-DINOSAURS & Unicorns.
Do I make graphics? um, I’ll go with yes, because you didn’t ask if I make GOOD graphics.
Do I liveblog? I’m not even sure I blogblog.
turn ons: stormtroopers, beards, loading the dishwasher properly
my ask box: exists, you are welcome to say whatever you want, just please specify if you don’t want it posted. And if there is some tumblroo out there thinking, “Gosh, life would be so great if jennhoney were following me!”, the first step would be introducing yourself.
Top beings you’ll see:
My boys:Lee Pace, Sam Rockwell, Nick Offerman’s mustache, Spock
~—YOU—~ I'm a reblogger, I'm like the Utne Reader of ~-YOU-~
girls: Tina Fey, Martha Stewart, Jane Austen…
other mammals: Cowboy the Dog Champion, Roscoe & Suryia, kittens, you guys sure do like kittens, And I’m so happy for you guys.
luck dragons: Falkor
dance moves: Truffle Shuffle
fandoms you’ll see: Community, Gilmore Girls, Whedon, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Parks and Recreation, BooksYaYBooks, Doctor Who...
