The Honey Pot
myturtlespeedy:

Must be a female? Shit, I could have used the extra money.


 glitterbubbles said:  what does a striper even do?! what do you stripe?? oh man. I am so intrigued. xoxoxoxo

myturtlespeedy:

Must be a female? Shit, I could have used the extra money.

glitterbubbles said: what does a striper even do?! what do you stripe?? oh man. I am so intrigued. xoxoxoxo


viciousowlbeast:

Guinea pigs:

10% Guinea

20% pig

70% butt

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kanyelujah:

Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]

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This isn’t a bagel.

Happy Bagel Wednesday, tumblroos!  

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sebastienmillon:

“Learning French with Bunny” Illustration The French phrase that bunny is speaking translates to: ‘I want 3,053 carrots immediately. And asshole, I will kill you if the service is bad.’

sebastienmillon:

“Learning French with Bunny”

Illustration

The French phrase that bunny is speaking translates to: ‘I want 3,053 carrots immediately. And asshole, I will kill you if the service is bad.’

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that’s innuendo

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