Tumblr Harem:

1. womaninterrupted
2. eebees
   
3. confusedfriendliness
4. runeybadger
5. brynnasaurus
6. everyforestsingsasong
7. songbirdstew
   
8. ladyofthehouse
   
9. invaderxan
   

that’s weird. I didn’t mean to post this… I mean BEHOLD

MY Tumblr Harem:

1. runeybadger
   
2. confusedfriendliness
   
3. womaninterrupted
   
4. invaderxan
5. eebees
6. nturlbruntt
   
7. closeskies
   
8. underthecypressbough
   
9. myturtlespeedy

~I’m experimenting~

Tumblr Harem:

1. confusedfriendliness
   
2. womaninterrupted
   
3. irs1989
4. eebees
   
5. runeybadger
6. helms-deep
7. sirpuddleduck
8. si-dramatic
9. malachitegrey

ladyofthehouse replied to your post: Ohgod. why did I put myself in the corner?

Quick! Locate all available exits and possible weapons for emergency bludgeoning scenarios.

Thanks, Lady! I had an emergency plan to use the decorative gourds as a festive and comical distraction and I would have used that ceramic fish with my full force, if need be. It all went about as well as can be expected.

much later in Linner (4pm lunch/dinner), this happened:

AuntAlwaysRight: I could order another drink and make you all stay and watch me drink it.

me: I think I’d crawl out this fake window. (there’s always a way out)

AuntMurble: You’d hurt yourself!

me:…are you saying my ass wouldn’t fit through this very large opening?

AuntMurble: NO! all that stuff is glued down.

me: it’s just hot glue.

AuntMurble: oh, they’d remove easily then!

AuntAlwaysRight: I think you’d hurt the people at the table on the other side.

me: I think they’d help me.

AuntMurble: I think they’d help you too!

I did some therapeutic rocking when I was asked a question that I didn’t have an easy answer for and I sonic’d something on the table towards the end of the meal. So. I’m calling it a success. (or maybe a suckcess.) 

eebees answered your question: Ohgod. why did I put myself in the corner?

Did you carry a watermelon?

nope. but I should have. I like to have something to do with my hands.

we weren’t running but I just want to say this was totally me at the NC farmer’s market with Eeebs and Leslie. sorry guys <3

sun touching my skin is impossible.

(via irs1989)

nturlbruntt:

jennhoney replied to your post: Pillow fort or blanket fort?

this is such an important question! I wish I had asked it. I am adamantly against pillow architecture but I try to be open minded about people’s fort choices.

The beauty of a pillow fort, and I’ve got a lot of recent experience, is the strength of the couch pillows. Do you guys call them couches? I mean sofa cushions. Is that the right word? 

Anyway, they give the fort some good solid walls.

Sheets on the top. 

Held together by clothes pins.

I am a traveling dream fort builder. I’m going to go down dream fort memory lane.

I only just realized how to articulate why I’m against pillow/cushion architecture. I don’t like dismantling something useful, like a couch, to build something else. Because then you have the issue of, “we can’t sit on the couch until we dismantle the dream fort” and why would one ever want to dismantle a dream fort? ahaha. and if we are talking bed pillows. I just haven’t seen one that isn’t a sloppy mess…

I’m into whimsical simplicity. that’s my building code.

two push pins in the ceiling can make the whole couch your fort

$2 worth of streamers and some tape can make a whole bed a birthday fort

one poster and a bunch of friends can make a cupboard under the stairs a fort

screw eyes in some rafters, wire, and old curtain rods, can make FORT AWESOME.

but ultimately I think, any fort is a good fort.

(Source: terribledrawingsofbritishactors)

for a friend

(Source: men-in-suites, via redwingedspartan)