The Honey Pot

me: I keep wanting to not sit at the computer but then I remember the internet is my most successful and satisfying relationship. yay!

Sarah:  I don’t know where I’d be without the internet. I’m not ashamed!

me:  yeah, I’m not really feeling shame, it’s just that my body is going to fall apart soon

Sarah:
  Oh THAT.
Mine too

me:  hahahaha