The Honey Pot

sarahsamudre:

jennhoney:

sarahsamudre:

In reference to Jennifer and I’s gif skirmish the other day, which began when she naked man’d my man and ended with Tom Hardy getting shot in the butt…

me: AAH! I found a great gif of the butt shot. Perfection. THE DAY IS MINE. 

 Erin: YOU WIN! I am so jealous of your gifhunting skills.

me: Of course, it’s meant to be retaliation, but I’m giving her Hardy butt, which she’ll love. So I don’t win?  … I win at friendship! 

Erin: It is impossible to retaliate with jennifer since she’s so damn cute 

me: It is! It’s a cute force field. All attacks hit the shield and get turned into bunnies and stuff. 

Erin: So obnoxious.

Jennifer and I love each other soooo much. Erin and I love loving Jennifer sooooo much.

Even if she does have that annoying bunny shield.

WAIT, did you two conspire against me with the Hardy butt shot? I am more than okay with that, for the tumblr record, I am for butt conspiracies. I am for ughbutts conspiring. I am for loving you both so much! You both WIN at friendship <3

But Butt, do not picture me cute. Picture me a cloud of swears in almost the same outfit from yesterday,for no fun reason. Picture me a Luke Danes-esque grumbly mumbly woman-child minus the baseball cap, because, sportz, GEEZUS.

There are bunnies and goats. Biting, swearing, bunnies and goats.

okay, it all still somehow manages to sound a bit cute, I think it’s the filter of the internet.

What I do seem to have a consistent knack for, is endearing myself to really amazing people.

Jennifer. You should know this by now.

Erin and I have TRULY warped senses of what is cute. I mean, YES, bunnies and kitties are apart of it. But almost everything is cute and adorable to us, unless they’re despair or wrath inspiring.

We all KNOW you’re Bitey and lovelier for being Bitey.

Erin and I (and pretty much everyone else in the mafia) have a need to find things awesome and adorable. You and Erin have a Bronson breakfast blog! For Pete’s sake, to a normal person, that is not adorable. But I find the fact that you guys have a bit devoted to that particular movie… crazy fucking adorable. 

We’re all adorably off-putting and oddly charismatic.

I’m just glad we all found each other.

#for the archive

UGH

UcrazyGfuckingHadorable

what is this normal person you speak of Sarah, curator of warped cute, Napoleonic tag jester, maker of dragons, giver of nicknames…?

sarahsamudre:

In reference to Jennifer and I’s gif skirmish the other day, which began when she naked man’d my man and ended with Tom Hardy getting shot in the butt…

me: AAH! I found a great gif of the butt shot. Perfection. THE DAY IS MINE. 

 Erin: YOU WIN! I am so jealous of your gifhunting skills.

me: Of course, it’s meant to be retaliation, but I’m giving her Hardy butt, which she’ll love. So I don’t win?  … I win at friendship! 

Erin: It is impossible to retaliate with jennifer since she’s so damn cute 

me: It is! It’s a cute force field. All attacks hit the shield and get turned into bunnies and stuff. 

Erin: So obnoxious.

Jennifer and I love each other soooo much. Erin and I love loving Jennifer sooooo much.

Even if she does have that annoying bunny shield.

WAIT, did you two conspire against me with the Hardy butt shot? I am more than okay with that, for the tumblr record, I am for butt conspiracies. I am for ughbutts conspiring. I am for loving you both so much! You both WIN at friendship <3

But Butt, do not picture me cute. Picture me a cloud of swears in almost the same outfit from yesterday,for no fun reason. Picture me a Luke Danes-esque grumbly mumbly woman-child minus the baseball cap, because, sportz, GEEZUS.

There are bunnies and goats. Biting, swearing, bunnies and goats.

okay, it all still somehow manages to sound a bit cute, I think it’s the filter of the internet.

What I do seem to have a consistent knack for, is endearing myself to really amazing people.

kickdrumheart:

deareje:

Hugh Laurie, Idris Elba and Benedict Cumberbatch @ GQ MOTY awards

my body is ready.gif

goddamnitmans

kickdrumheart:

deareje:

Hugh Laurie, Idris Elba and Benedict Cumberbatch @ GQ MOTY awards

my body is ready.gif

goddamnitmans

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cheschirecat38:

In many ways we’re very very similar in our approach to work

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ebee-:

glitterbubbles:

for a friend.
ugh, I should warn all of you that I have pages and pages of this guy in my drafts for a friend.
I just really love that malachitegrey tagged this one “you have to bite it”
xoxoxoxoxo

Jules’ tags: #you have to bite it #benedict cumberbatch #is apparently a creeper in atonement? #with a mustache? #glad I am not the handler for that one. #it’s not for me it’s for a friend #for a friend #Erin Heather Fluffer Cumberbatch
Goodness gracious I am so loved. Jules! Ugh. Confession: I have been invited on several occasions over the years to watch Atonement. It really really really is not my type of film nor book. So I have not seen it. Apart from my general “You Have to Bite It” lifestyle…you can be durn sure that BC’s character in this is not making me want to see it any sooner. He’s too good an actor. He’s going to hardcore creep me out.



totally handled!

ebee-:

glitterbubbles:

for a friend.

ugh, I should warn all of you that I have pages and pages of this guy in my drafts for a friend.

I just really love that malachitegrey tagged this one “you have to bite it”

xoxoxoxoxo

Jules’ tags: #you have to bite it #benedict cumberbatch #is apparently a creeper in atonement? #with a mustache? #glad I am not the handler for that one. #it’s not for me it’s for a friend #for a friend #Erin Heather Fluffer Cumberbatch

Goodness gracious I am so loved. Jules! Ugh. Confession: I have been invited on several occasions over the years to watch Atonement. It really really really is not my type of film nor book. So I have not seen it. Apart from my general “You Have to Bite It” lifestyle…you can be durn sure that BC’s character in this is not making me want to see it any sooner. He’s too good an actor. He’s going to hardcore creep me out.


totally handled!

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ebee- replied to your post: If you picture me, picture me standing on a hill…

ebee- replied to your photo: Yeah, you might be right. It’s almost time to…

ebee- replied to your post: The sun came up. I made coffee.

ugh, there is so much I want to reply to but, I am not braining very well at the moment, maybe by Tuesday. Maybe Tuesday will be a good braining day, I don’t have a lot of hope for Monday. Let’s just take a moment to look at Tom Hardy’s face, have a nice coffee night cap with the Crane boys and then…

"WE LOVE YOU."
— Me and Hardy. To Jennifer. (I think he would not mind if I spoke for him in this instance.)

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probably

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kickdrumheart:

charlidos:

A HQ still from Stuart: A Life Backwards - scanned by me. :)

He’s so good in this.

Tags: this is important to my tumblr people by which i mean erin and jennifer in particular
This movie is good, by the way. 

kickdrumheart:

charlidos:

A HQ still from Stuart: A Life Backwards - scanned by me. :)

He’s so good in this.

Tags: this is important to my tumblr people by which i mean erin and jennifer in particular

This movie is good, by the way. 

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thatsweetmysteryoflife:

sussexdowns:

murrehtrishoos:

sussexdowns:

murrehtrishoos:

theraggedyhipster:

SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU

#we will never be short of body parts #i do not approve of using the kitchen for something as silly as food #my brother will probably kidnap you every so often #our flat will be searched for drugs occasionally #the rent will fluctuate depending on bullet holes explosion damage or acid corrosion #also you will never be allowed any other friends

#none of your property is sacred #personal space is a non-issue #all your money are belong to me #you are expected not to leave the house unless following after myself #starving is always a possibility #as is ingesting toxins by mistake #insults will be issued on a regular basis #oh and don’t mind that smell it’s just Mrs Hudson in the flat below — she does enjoy her soothers…

#you will have to cook and do the washing up and even my laundry #and apologize to everyone on my behalf because i’m a twat #the violin-playing will be dismal and out of tune and not actually have any semblance to music#also it will be played at random times like four in the morning #you might be taken hostage or hurt every so often #and oh #you will have to do the shopping of course #don’t forget the milk

#You’ll be expected to come when I call #A bit like a dog actually #But a dog that understands text messages… #Actually speaking of text messages: you’ll be expected to send my texts when I am too lazy to do so myself and this includes times when you are half way across London and have to run all the way back #Also you’ll have to ignore your doctor’s instincts because I don’t take shit from anyone and I’ll neglect food and load up on excessive amounts of nicotine patches and punch sleep in it’s metaphorical face if I want to because I can and there’s nothing you can do about it #My brother will stop by more regularly than pleasurable and probably victimize you with insults you won’t even understand until three days later #Which I may also do at times #You’ll be doing all of the house keeping because our landlady is in fact not a housekeeper and I can’t be bothered to do anything about that but make bigger messes so good luck with that #The bills and all manner of unpleasant business will be your responsibility #Including dealing with Anderson after I tell him off #And you’ll inevitably have to deal with the fact that people are going to assume that I not only dominate all of your time and effort in every day life but also you in the bedroom #They’re going to call you gay John #Very very gay

While I am laughing my head off at the tags above, I would like to mention that this is straight from the books and that’s why I love it so much.

(via malachitegrey)