The Honey Pot
parliamentrook:

"Perhaps I should just get Joffrey to choose it for me. End up with a string of dead sparrow heads around my neck."
better pictures and sale link tomorrow ($90)

parliamentrook:

"Perhaps I should just get Joffrey to choose it for me. End up with a string of dead sparrow heads around my neck."

better pictures and sale link tomorrow ($90)

(via runeybadger)

This has happened to me a couple times when ordering pants.

I ordered a pair of tall gray chinos and they hit way above my ankle. and the cut descriptor is “boyfriend”.

does the “boyfriend” descriptor always mean cropped or capri? and if so WHY?!?

Anyway. my boyfriend has a larger butt/waist/thighs than me, smaller calves, and either is much shorter or is wearing highwater pants. Have you seen him?

policymic:

The Norwegian curling team is back with wackier outfits

And you didn’t think they could top four years ago.

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spooky-spoon:

I need these for when I become a post-apocalyptic warrior princess

I need these for when I take the trash out.

for I am, the post-apocalyptic warrior princess of taking the trash out.

(Source: adaywithoutarmida, via gingerhaze)

gingeredjess:

choochoobear:

Get this in a men’s 2XL and I will wear it.

~like a lady~


Blogging Outfit!

(Source: iwriterudewords, via gingeredphoenix)

YOU GUYS, these are only $20! 
Let’s get matching BLOGGING OUTFITS!

YOU GUYS, these are only $20!
Let’s get matching BLOGGING OUTFITS!

beatonna:

Oh, please tell me that is a contemporary illustration.   Gloves for boots and boots for gloves!  The horse is driving the cart!  Fish in the air!  Upside town things!
It’s positively ZANY!
Full text, here


~*~
HANDLED!
It’s Good Mustache Thursday. I’ll handle the mustaches, you handle something else, and we might just get the hang of Thursday!

beatonna:

Oh, please tell me that is a contemporary illustration.   Gloves for boots and boots for gloves!  The horse is driving the cart!  Fish in the air!  Upside town things!

It’s positively ZANY!

Full text, here

~*~

HANDLED!

It’s Good Mustache Thursday. I’ll handle the mustaches, you handle something else, and we might just get the hang of Thursday!

Sorry. Not wearing the ass helmet today but, I think I’m supposed to look in the mirror and remove one accessory. That’s the fashion rule, right? My mask matches my shirt.

Sorry. Not wearing the ass helmet today but, I think I’m supposed to look in the mirror and remove one accessory. That’s the fashion rule, right? My mask matches my shirt.

Do you like my new bracelet?
They are all the rage in Iowa.
In this house in Iowa.
On this wrist in this house in Iowa.
I don’t think photography can capture the delicious beauty of the design.