autismsucks:thedailywhat:

lauraenoughalready:

DINNERTIME i’ll have what hes having…

I need to make some time for Elf this week

Emily: You sure like sugar, huh?

Buddy: Does syrup have sugar in it?

Emily: Yes.

Buddy: Then YES! We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

flamgirlant:

Knitted Ed, Shaun and Liz from Shaun Of The Dead.  I’m in awe.

(via lyrac)

Jimmy Stewart can watch me anytime.

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I bought a copy of Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, while on vacation. I should go watch it, but I keep waiting for movies I actually love to pop up on flickchart.com this could go on for eternity, but I don’t think I can go with Die Hard on my Top 20. I may never sleep again.

stitchwithoutthread:likeneelyohara

Personal hero.

Amanda: Gary, she’s changing the words.

YES.

Wednesday: Wait!
Amanda: What?
Wednesday: We cannot break bread with you.
Amanda: Huh? Becky, what’s going on?
Becky: [whispered] Wednesday!
Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.”
Amanda: Gary, she’s changing the words.
Wednesday: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

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