oh lord, I was just crying with laughter because of this.
Someone needs a Tom Hardy Education.
This reminds me of my failed Fassbender education.
me: bromotion? manlyfection?
Jules: I was going to ask if you had a chat group I wasn’t aware of.
me: I’m trying to name our game. and by ‘game’ I mean- how I interact with the world
Jules: hahahahaha. I like bromotion
Jules: let’s not go to the moon by donkey. that is a really long trip and there might not be wifi
me: but if I love you (or anyone) in the normal traveling to the moon ways, that’s at most, a few days and that is unacceptable
Jules: well, maybe it could be like a mini-vacation to the moon
me: I am going to travel and love how I want <3
Jules: yeah, that’s a good plan. I support you in your travel and love. I don’t want to travel anywhere by donkey in all honesty.
it’s okay that we travel differently, that’s one of the ways we know we’re not the same person. <3
me: You might be focusing on the wrong part- but you focus how you want!
Jules: hahahaha. yeah, I think I got distracted by the image of donkey space travel, I don’t know why?
me: fine, snails
me: the point was- ~FOREVER LOVE~, Jules. I just wanted some pack animals that can help in treacherous terrain
Jules: you can travel to the moon (or anywhere) in whatever way you like, Jennifer. I think that’s great. I don’t plan to go to the moon, I don’t think.
forever love is something I like to do from my every location.
me: …how’s the weather
me: I can’t hear you from my donkey
Jules: I feel like that might complicate some of the eternal love-filled relationships
me: I can’t hear you over the LOVING YOU FOREVER
Jules: hahahaha how loud is that?
me: it’s as loud as to Pluto and back!
I NEVER SAID I DIDN’T LIKE MARVEL
I just said I like Batman.
I don’t have an allegiance to a certain comic book franchise.
Stop trying to start mischievous wars, Loki Jules.
See Also: NOW I’M NEVER HAVING KIDS OH MY GOD
I know you can’t see me, but I’m hiding my vagina right now.
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
It’s a good thing that I didn’t have this guide beforehand…I would have NO KIDS right now.
Now I’m not so sure I want to do natural childbirth*…..
*- the option is still first but the visual at the moment is freaking me out.
so it is entirely possible to put a meaty fist up there then.
Um… A bagel is 10 cm? (looks for a ruler)
That would be a pretty small bagel.
…y’all realize that you don’t feel the cervix dilating, right?
You know, it’d have been really nice to have them serve some bagels after pushing my child through one, but only with the good cream cheese. (We’re talking those tiny bagels for say, bagel bites!, right?) I mean, I was fucking FAMISHED and I really could have used some refreshments.
I have never been more thankful to have a disease that makes me unable to consume any of these things. I am already freaked out by childbirth. This has completely sealed my vagina closed.
If I worked in an OBGYN office, this would be a poster on the wall.
I don’t see why we have to bring bagels into this.
‘I made coffee’ and ‘would you like more coffee?’ are two of the most exciting and beautiful sentences there ARE. I approve of Vasant. saying things any time of the day or night. say all the things!!! Vasant + Sarah Appreciation Life!!! xoxoxoxoxo
They are super beautiful phrases that belong to the day. To the normal.
Vasant, if he offers me coffee at night, would offer me something like “crazy brain juice” and then would do an impersonation of a zombie on caffeine.
~we need your crazy brain juice~
Me: wait. You are having a food thing at your house on Monday?
Me: Thanks for waiting a day, we’ll have a tiny chance to possibly miss each other.
AuntAlwaysRight: I’ll try not to show up tomorrow.