Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
One of the first things I said this morning was *sigh* “are we really sharing potatoes?”
HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
Why the hell don’t I make colcannon all the time? It’s so damn good.
Murble is having a small gathering tomorrow that I don’t want at gather at:
me: are you making colcannon?
me: mashed potatoes wit
AuntMurble: no. I’m making corned beef.
me: *low moan with death rattle-y gasps for breath*
me: will you make it if I stand here and look sad?
For laughterkey I did 2 versions for whichever your “friend” desires :)
Just in case you didn’t see it yesterday, this is Deadpool riding a potato.
with extra potato
hey. look. it’s me and Erin.
probably watching a Tom Hardy movie.
AuntMurble: Jennifer, do you want more potatoes?
Me: (shyly) yes. of course.
(Hands me an entire container of potatoes)
Me: you didn’t have to steal all the blind man’s potatoes.
AuntMurble: no. It’s okay! He’s got a cunning arrangement spread out in front of him.
UncleDucey: yeah, I’m set!
Me: ah. Wow. I’m gonna put that on your Pinterest, UncleDucey.
Everyone: DO IT!
Congratulations! You’re Mr. Potato Head: You’re not exactly tasty, but you’re still super fun. You stand out in the best of ways. Even though you’re plastic, no one can say you’re fake. That’s right, Mr. Potato Head
Uhmmm…. I’m not sure how I feel about this, Buzzfeed.
this quiz was hilarious. I didn’t think I was ever going to get past the super power question. and then I almost refused to answer the Channing Tatum question.