My brother has never mailed me a potato.
20,000 notes u guys i’m gonna pass out. wHY DO YALL LIKE THIS SO MUCH?? ! ? ?
Did anyone else read this to the tune of A Team by Ed Sheeran??
i’m going to pick you up and throw you over a bridge
That’s a cry for help, right?
I’ll be right over
With 11 potato dishes
I’ve purchased my first firearm. I’m ready for action now, baby. They won’t know what’s coming, but they’ll feel my cold, starchy bullets hit them straight in the kisser. Do you feel lucky, punk?
starchy bullets right in the kisser
this was worth waiting for!
for extra fast action hold me in that position and feed me potatoes.
I’m a potato gun.
I’m mostly harmless