The Honey Pot
nturlbruntt:

apotatoblog:

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUIZ.

Congratulations! You’re Mr. Potato Head: You’re not exactly tasty, but you’re still super fun. You stand out in the best of ways. Even though you’re plastic, no one can say you’re fake. That’s right, Mr. Potato Head
Uhmmm…. I’m not sure how I feel about this, Buzzfeed.


this quiz was hilarious. I didn’t think I was ever going to get past the super power question. and then I almost refused to answer the Channing Tatum question.

nturlbruntt:

apotatoblog:

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUIZ.

Congratulations! You’re Mr. Potato Head: You’re not exactly tasty, but you’re still super fun. You stand out in the best of ways. Even though you’re plastic, no one can say you’re fake. That’s right, Mr. Potato Head

Uhmmm…. I’m not sure how I feel about this, Buzzfeed.

this quiz was hilarious. I didn’t think I was ever going to get past the super power question. and then I almost refused to answer the Channing Tatum question.

thatfunnyblog:

LAYS MISERABLES

thatfunnyblog:

LAYS MISERABLES

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bobbycaputo:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

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womaninterrupted:

bobbycaputo:

coinfarts:

"Oh lemme get my potato boots on"

"There are gonna be a lot of potato plows on the road once this storm hits"

***There is a Potato Storm Warning for your area until 6pm***

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Paging Miss Jennhoney

vintagenational:

Ansco color by Lewis Lewis.
From “New Life for the ‘Loneliest Isle,’” National Geographic, January, 1950.

Harvest Puts Entire Families to Work
After Tristan men dig the potatoes, women sort them. Oxcarts haul the crops to storehouses. Children toil as insect exterminators.

vintagenational:

Ansco color by Lewis Lewis.

From “New Life for the ‘Loneliest Isle,’” National Geographic, January, 1950.

Harvest Puts Entire Families to Work

After Tristan men dig the potatoes, women sort them. Oxcarts haul the crops to storehouses. Children toil as insect exterminators.

"Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground."

Terry Pratchett, Small Gods (via beerburritowhiskey)

I decided that there had to be a potato of defiance on my blog:

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Paging Jennifer

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citriccomics:

some vector fries

citriccomics:

some vector fries

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I get to have cheese fries soon.

I was looking at xkit options because I thought there was a way to (THIS ISN’T ABOUT YOU) block reblogs from showing up on my dash from one certain tumblr. idk. I don’t know if I want to unfollow and I wouldn’t mind keeping personal posts maybe. again if you are reading this it’s not about you. I have trouble unfollowing. we are on a break!

I looked at an extension that told me I could post 222 more posts today before I hit my limit. I won’t be doing that. I just had forgotten that there was a limit. that’s a lot of posts. feeling good about never hitting that mark. ..my queue on the other hand. is always at the limit.

anyway. cheese fries.

bobbycaputo:

levanna:

theshirtlesslifter:

Literally moaned at this photoset.

Oh my god.

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sir-laughsalot:

This is how me and my would-be soul mate would flirt

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