The Honey Pot
how to get maximum enjoyment of the film Minotaur:
come to my house
put the DVD in the player
immediately leave the room
get far enough away that we can just barely hear the film.
I will play the best gifs from the film while we build a maze
we can act out our own film with minotaur and Tom Hardy toys
or you can quietly read while I make waffles
get drunk eat waffles
I will yell “MINOTAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!” a lot. don’t be alarmed.

how to get maximum enjoyment of the film Minotaur:

  • come to my house
  • put the DVD in the player
  • immediately leave the room
  • get far enough away that we can just barely hear the film.
  • I will play the best gifs from the film while we build a maze
  • we can act out our own film with minotaur and Tom Hardy toys
  • or you can quietly read while I make waffles
  • get drunk eat waffles
  • I will yell “MINOTAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!” a lot. don’t be alarmed.

imageinvaderxan replied to your photo: UGH. I just want to give this to a Minotaur. Is…

Minotaurs need love too!
it’s true!
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laughingsquid:


99 Steps of Progress, Illustrated ‘March of Progress’ Parody Series


ohmygods

confusedfriendliness:

I really don’t know how the Minotaur ended up on my bed? I just found him lying there when I was getting ready to change my sheets… xoxoxoxo

I FOUND A MINOTAUR IN MY BEDROOM THAT SAME NIGHT!

One time, a long long time ago, when Jules was gchatting with me she typed the phrase ‘Minotaur Love Shower' and it was the only time I've ever been uncomfortable in my life

loljk

it’s never going to be Jules or Minotaurs that make me feel uncomfortable.

dylanmeconis:

Monsters & Dames: Slow Day in the Labyrinth on Flickr.
My piece for the “Monsters and Dames” book, a themed collected of art by exhibitors at the 2012 Emerald City Comicon. Many contributions involve super-sexy ladies being menaced, so I tried for a slightly sweeter and more oblique take.

dylanmeconis:

Monsters & Dames: Slow Day in the Labyrinth on Flickr.

My piece for the “Monsters and Dames” book, a themed collected of art by exhibitors at the 2012 Emerald City Comicon.

Many contributions involve super-sexy ladies being menaced, so I tried for a slightly sweeter and more oblique take.

(via neil-gaiman)

notjanebond:

jennhoney:

Let’s use our wits and arrows to navigate the Maze of Fancy
Beware the MINOTAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but don’t hurt the Minotaur, I’m against that sort of thing.

Besides, he is a very friendly, vegetarian Minotaur who will invite you over for a bowl of lentil soup if you are polite and offer to bring the wine.

yes! The Minotaur does sometimes accidentally impale…
just, ya know, keep a wide berth and your wits about you
AND BRING WINE. <3

notjanebond:

jennhoney:

Let’s use our wits and arrows to navigate the Maze of Fancy

Beware the MINOTAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but don’t hurt the Minotaur, I’m against that sort of thing.

Besides, he is a very friendly, vegetarian Minotaur who will invite you over for a bowl of lentil soup if you are polite and offer to bring the wine.

yes! The Minotaur does sometimes accidentally impale…

just, ya know, keep a wide berth and your wits about you

AND BRING WINE. <3


"Sorry about all the impalings!&#8221; - Minotaur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And this is one of my favorite things EVER. and exactly what I wanted for my birthday. If he had a butt it would have been too much for me to handle, hahaha. Thanks, Jules &lt;3

Jules: we talk about minotaurs a lotme: yeah we do  Minotaur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Sorry about all the impalings!” - Minotaur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And this is one of my favorite things EVER. and exactly what I wanted for my birthday. If he had a butt it would have been too much for me to handle, hahaha. Thanks, Jules <3

Jules: we talk about minotaurs a lot
me: yeah we do
  Minotaur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theblackworkshop:

Abandoned Mill @ Sorrento, Italy

#I want to go on an adventure all up inside of you
this looks like the beginning of a ~fun date~

Who was it that helped Theseus escape from the Labyrinth?

Who was it that helped Theseus escape from the Labyrinth?

(Source: avidoatlion, via k-troll)