Me:I like a movie that starts out with some butt.
(later)… What is he rubbing on his skin? Fat? so he’s slippery?
CousinManlius: Oh, I don’t think I saw this scene when I watched it the first time. That’s the drawback of watching downloads from China, they cut out all the nudity and sex.
Me: I do not like when he is covered in blood, I prefer the lard.
CousinManlius:Because of his penis.
Me: No because, of the librarian smearing the lard, that’s one of the things I’m into.
[this has been Jennifer and CousinManlius watch Bronson]
all the virgins are being impaled by the Minotaur’s horns.
(this has been me sorta watching Minotaur)
~omg~ Where are the wink pens?~
I sent Eeebs one of these pens.
I just asked myself, “tea or beer?”
I went with beer.
I’m reblogging you and…
I’m watching a Tom Hardy movie.
less than two minutes in- boobs, butt (not the butt I was hoping for) and impregnation by stone deity.
Tom Hardy is a shepherd of goats and sheep.
(this has been me watching the first three minutes of Minotaur. I think this movie is going to be goddamn glorious…in a very painful sort of way.)
[general background: CousinManlius likes to listen to a certain film podcast every week and he likes to see the movie that they review before listening. So, when we went to Drive it put him right on schedule for his listening pleasure.]
me: how was your podcast?
CousinManlius: good, they both liked it, the only thing they couldn’t really agree on was whether Tom Hardy should have been the lead instead.
me: ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkk. are you messing with me?
CousinManlius: Nope, one of them really thought Tom Hardy would have been better.
(I start breathing again)
me: well, in my brief but intense A Tom Hardy Education, I’ve come to the conclusion that Tom Hardy can make any movie better but, I just don’t know how he could have been better than Gosling in that role. Gosling was a taunt wire, an angelic shark. Gosling was perfect…Hardy can make anything better…
(my brain may still be stuck in this loop.)
Five hours to dream fort! I don’t know if you will be able to see, the top two lines of the description say- Violent, Prison, and Tom Hardy. The only question now is- will there be butts?
Please allow me to introduce my phone- Cat Karl Pigwidgeon Fancy McRingDingle the Luckphone of the SpaceDragons.
A female character enters a dangerous situation. She is clearly in trouble. She will most likely be one or all of the following- hurt/raped/killed.
I start hyperventilating.
Me: oh god. I just realized. In all the ultra-violent movies we’ve watched, there wasn’t any violence against women. I don’t know if I can handle this.
Me: I like my ultra-violence boy-on-boy.
This has been Jennifer and CousinManlius watch Sin Nombre
CousinManlius: I think this one will have some ultra-violence but, I think it will be girl-on-girl violence. So, you can explore your feelings about that.
a girl headbutts* another girl.
Me: I can handle this violence.
CousinManlius: Well, let’s just say this- it’s not, not a prison movie.
[this has been Jennifer and CousinManlius watch- Fish Tank
*the only butt in the movie
This movie doesn’t have Tom Hardy at all.
Bill Murray makes up for a lot.
Did Sarah just marry off her little sister?
[My thoughts while watching Get Low, just now, completely alone. Which isn’t as bad as it sounds but butt, I have lost my prison movie viewing partner, to a few hundred miles, and that is a BUMmer.]
Norway is beautiful.
Tom Hardy isn’t in this at all.
“pretty god-damned spectacular” is still going on the short list of my possible tombstones- also, business cards!
[A few of my thoughts while watching Troll Hunter, yesterday.]
Wickham should hook up with Elizabeth Bennet.
Wickham should hook up with somebody.
Tom Hardy isn’t in this at all.
[a few of my thoughts while watching Lost in Austen. ]
Hammers make the best weapons.
I disagree and I’m weirdly terrified that you are tumbling.
I do have a hammer. Do you know where your hammer is?gif
Me: (shouting) hey, why don’t you pick out something to watch. I’ll be in, in a minute.
CousinManlius: What about a Korean movie?
Me: (joking) Is it another prison movie?
Me: (broken, slumped shoulders, head hung low, a whisper) o…k…I will watch.
viewing the eating of a live octopus
Me:aaaaggghhh! I wish this was a violent prison movie.
(This has been- CousinManlius and Jennifer watch Old Boy)