The Honey Pot

Ewan McGregor as his dog

(Source: joeythejuniorreporter, via eebees)

raelee:

A Conversation About The Killing
Her: Did you watch The Killing?
Me: Not yet.1
Her: Oh. It’s a continuation, did you know that?
Me: Huh?
Her: They didn’t solve the murder in those two episodes.
Me: Oh. I knew that. It’s a serial. Like Twin Peaks. They probably won’t solve the murder until the end of the season.
Her: What?! I don’t know if I can handle that.
Me: What do you mean? You watched Lost.
1 I have now. Digging it. You should watch too.

I’m going to ignore the Lost argument because I really want to see this.

raelee:

A Conversation About The Killing

Her: Did you watch The Killing?

Me: Not yet.1

Her: Oh. It’s a continuation, did you know that?

Me: Huh?

Her: They didn’t solve the murder in those two episodes.

Me: Oh. I knew that. It’s a serial. Like Twin Peaks. They probably won’t solve the murder until the end of the season.

Her: What?! I don’t know if I can handle that.

Me: What do you mean? You watched Lost.

1 I have now. Digging it. You should watch too.

I’m going to ignore the Lost argument because I really want to see this.

k-troll:

jjustin:

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glad I could help

k-troll:

jjustin:

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glad I could help

autismsucks:

sendchocolate:

repertoryofdeceit:

swimmingthroughthestereo:

daisylane:

Dirty Dancing. (L)

Juno & disney/pixar films <3

Mean Girls & White Chicks.

The Committments.

Dogma and Beer League

Stranger Than Fiction

Graduated High School.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.

Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.(close, but no)
Collected something really stupid. you bet, still do!
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.

Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Been dumped.

Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed. (no, although, I probably still have a contact high from the 70’s alone)
Dealt drugs.(well I’ve dealt espresso, and sugar,that’s close)
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
(Wow, I just counted. I have been in at least 4, when I was driving it involved an ice patch and a guardrail)

Been in a tornado. (close several times, but not right in it)
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.

Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.

Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.

Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.

Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school. college over and over and over again
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand. (probably not)
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Attempted suicide.
Voted for American/Australian Idol.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.

Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.

Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight. ( I knocked a boy on his ass once, no fists, sweep with the leg)
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Petted a wild animal.
Used a credit card.

Gone surfing in California.

Did “spirit day” at school. (I’m not even sure what that means, but I’ve got spirit YES I DO!)

Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Your parents sent you to a shrink.
(when I was like three, because my parents had just divorced,we really worked through that shit.)
Been handcuffed.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire. (grill and camp, not arson)
Had a party while your parents weren’t home. (as if they ever left, ugh)
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.

glitterbubbles:

Graduated High School.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.

Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.

Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Been dumped.

Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.

Dealt drugs.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
(sort of- I was on a bike, but got hit by a car)
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.

Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.

Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.

Been sailing.
Cut yourself.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.

Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.

Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country. (Canada counts, right?)
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.

Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
(well, we mutually terminated my employment. but the sentiment was there.)
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Attempted suicide.
Voted for American/Australian Idol.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.

Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.

Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Petted a wild animal.
Used a credit card.

Gone surfing in California.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.

Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Your parents sent you to a shrink.

Been handcuffed.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire.
Had a party while your parents weren’t home.
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.

you know, I don’t really feel like I’m missing out on the stuff on this list that I haven’t done. except going to Europe. I really hope I get to do that someday. xoxoxo

ohmyalphabet:

Graduated High School.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.

Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Been dumped.

Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.

Dealt drugs.
Taken a college level course. (in English terms, silly Americans)
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself. (accidentally)

Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.

Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page lette
r.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.

Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.

Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.

Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Attempted suicide.
Voted for American/Australian Idol.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.

Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12.

Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.

Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Petted a wild animal.

Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.

Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.

Been on the Honor Roll.
Your parents sent you to a shrink.
Been handcuffed.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire.

Had a party while your parents weren’t home.
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.

Honestly I didn’t get tumblr at first. I kept clicking on links from twitter and it would be some random picture with super tiny icons that said ‘likes this’, ‘likes this’, ‘likes this’

I’m not entirely sure how I found them but these were two of the first items on tumblr that caught my attention. If I hadn’t seen these, well I might not have stuck around.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Ice Cream Truck Science Magic

and then I got it, tumblr is awesome.

These are a few of my favorite things from the past two months.

a bit from Jimmy Fallon about Gilmore Girls. Because Luke is awesome and who doesn’t want to live in Stars Hollow?

This site is a collection of public library holdings that we find amusing and maybe questionable for public libraries trying to maintain a current and relevant collection.

  • Artist Kevin Cyr This life Haunts me. I could do it. I would just need wifi and access to running water.
  • My Hive I know it’s a restaurant but, maybe this would be my second home, when I’m not in the camper bike, that is.
  • link/photo Mellowtrons the site and the robots themselves are really cool, but it’s that picture that kills me.

Not a favorite but a favorite story this picture, virtually guarantees one of my best friends will never again visit my tumblr. her loss!

I had a picture in my drafts, for most of the past two months, never quite knowing when or if I should post it. I don’t know why I was so hesitant, clearly it is bad ass. Seriously, some of the baddest ass I’ve seen.

Keep on tumblring tumblroo friends!

<3Heart Hug<3

Jennifer

O.M.D.
Reen: Jennifer have you seen Unlikely Animal Friends on National Geographic Channel?
Me: No, I'm really bad at remembering how to watch TV.
Reen: YOU HAVE TO WATCH! There is a Dog that looks just like Cowboy and it is friends with an Orangutan. YOU HAVE TO WATCH! ~amazingly as I'm walking into the house it's on the telly~
Me: That doesn't look like Cowboy the Dog Champion that dog is a coon or bluetick hound. Cowboy is a German Shor. . . O.M.D. This is the best bit of television I have seen in a long time.
What I was watching last night. Would I perform an elegant case of murder for this movie poster? Probably not. I would have elegant fleeting thoughts of theft, deception and holy shit Minerva McGonagall is so damn classy.
I also watched Bones, Fringe . 24/7 jennhoney parties like a rock star!
Look out world, Imma make me some hot chocolate. Watch Dollhouse. And finish making a quilt, right after I walk Cowboy the Dog Champion. Rock Star Style!

What I was watching last night. Would I perform an elegant case of murder for this movie poster? Probably not. I would have elegant fleeting thoughts of theft, deception and holy shit Minerva McGonagall is so damn classy.

I also watched Bones, Fringe . 24/7 jennhoney parties like a rock star!

Look out world, Imma make me some hot chocolate. Watch Dollhouse. And finish making a quilt, right after I walk Cowboy the Dog Champion. Rock Star Style!

Amazon just recommended this book to me, it knows me so well.
Amazon.com: Hand Job: A Catalog of Type (9781568986265): Michael Perry: Books

Amazon just recommended this book to me, it knows me so well.

Amazon.com: Hand Job: A Catalog of Type (9781568986265): Michael Perry: Books

ShunTrek
C: who is ensign ricky? is that the guy in the tight outfit with the beard who is with the woman in the ill-fitting jumper/unitard? her outfit is so wrong!!!!!!!!
me: hahaha, I have no idea what you are talking about? Use some proper names and titles, you're killin' me!
C: hey i guess i was speaking of richter, or number 1 or 2 or whatever he is, and his girlfriend counselor troy. how do i know this? don't ask. all i'm saying is her outfit is the worst!!!! she's rocking the camel toe.
me: I can't believe you said Counselor Troi had a camel toe. I really can't think of any women on any of the Star Trek series that were allowed to wear flattering clothing. I always was worried that Worf would break Deanna.
C: ...
me: Deanna was tough though. you should check out my tumblr.
C: that was a gross image of spooning with jean luc. don't ever say it again.
me: Patrick Stewart wound up on my tumblrblog again, he is a tricky bastard, I just felt you should know I'm spooning him. I'm spooning his beautiful voice and bald head. hahaha.
C: ...
[she's still shunning me, hahaha]