I’m talking mouth-watering, tasty morsels of manhood.
Is it possible for him to do something without looking a little silly?
Right now I’m naked, but my pants have pockets.
I’m just going to make this -
It’s not really advice but, that’s how important I think pockets are, pants are irrelevant though.

Just don’t touch my bottom, or I’ll think you have a machete.
…Kirk is gonna eat my goat-cheese basket.
THAT is a problem














