The Honey Pot
lizdexia:

stupidlittletuftybeard:

boomshesaid:

sharingtime:

She has a crazy thing on her head! That’s definitely the craziest thing about this photo!

CRESCENT. DRAGONWAGON.
DRAGON.
WAGON.

WHY

This is the name I’m going to use any time I order pizza from now on.

lizdexia:

stupidlittletuftybeard:

boomshesaid:

sharingtime:

She has a crazy thing on her head! That’s definitely the craziest thing about this photo!

CRESCENT. DRAGONWAGON.

DRAGON.

WAGON.

WHY

This is the name I’m going to use any time I order pizza from now on.

(via closeskies)

Tags: LOL
ieatbutter:

You were making cake… then you found your spoon. It turns out you were making soup.
(Hey, nominate this tumblr for a Village Voice Web Award! Why? Because!)

ieatbutter:

You were making cake… then you found your spoon. It turns out you were making soup.

(Hey, nominate this tumblr for a Village Voice Web Award! Why? Because!)

ieatbutter:

An ex called you “inaccessible”. You disagree. Just because you use pie crusts to wall yourself in your kitchen doesn’t mean you’re playing hard to get.
(Hey, nominate this tumblr for a Village Voice Web Award! Why? Because!)

ieatbutter:

An ex called you “inaccessible”. You disagree. Just because you use pie crusts to wall yourself in your kitchen doesn’t mean you’re playing hard to get.

(Hey, nominate this tumblr for a Village Voice Web Award! Why? Because!)


Fredo, in the film, he was essentially a pimp.
No! he took the ring to Mordor.

Roy’s face.

Fredo, in the film, he was essentially a pimp.

No! he took the ring to Mordor.

Roy’s face.

(via sidramatic)

agentmlovestacos:

LOL BUTTER

more like,
OMG, Butter, why so expensive?

agentmlovestacos:

LOL BUTTER

more like,

OMG, Butter, why so expensive?

"You just cant beat all those baby pictures, even though they were all bad, and I voted against them. I’ll keep voting and tell everyone to hate the babies."

my dad, on gchat, about the photo contest

(please vote if you have a moment- you don’t have to hate the babies. Just "Love it!" my photo first)

I responded: That made me laugh out loud, Dad!