She has a crazy thing on her head! That’s definitely the craziest thing about this photo!
This is the name I’m going to use any time I order pizza from now on.
You were making cake… then you found your spoon. It turns out you were making soup.
An ex called you “inaccessible”. You disagree. Just because you use pie crusts to wall yourself in your kitchen doesn’t mean you’re playing hard to get.
Fredo, in the film, he was essentially a pimp.
No! he took the ring to Mordor.
OMG, Butter, why so expensive?