The Honey Pot

The drinks fortify us.
The drinks give us strength.

The drinks fortify us.

The drinks give us strength.


We have a beautiful history.

We have a beautiful history.


a grunt of acknowledgement might be nice.

a grunt of acknowledgement might be nice.


Nothing’s a better distraction than a dog in a turban telling fortunes.

Nothing’s a better distraction than a dog in a turban telling fortunes.


he needs a big-guy sausage.

he needs a big-guy sausage.


Honey, this is not right.
She can’t have a love thing with a dog.

Whatever, Miss Patty, you aren’t the boss of everything.

Honey, this is not right.

She can’t have a love thing with a dog.

Whatever, Miss Patty, you aren’t the boss of everything.


this is a very poor one.

this is a very poor one.

(Source: lukesdiner)


I know the world revolves around you, and we all have to understand that…

thank you for understanding, Lorelai.

I know the world revolves around you, and we all have to understand that…

thank you for understanding, Lorelai.



Say that again slower and with your pants off.

Say that again slower and with your pants off.

<3

(Source: closeskies)