The Honey Pot

This is a series of conversations with my cousins from last summer (9.2011 ish) and I just got around to doing the last two drawings today. We are all adults. One of the points of this, beyond that it makes me laugh, is that a big reason that I’m on the internet is so I can worship Unicorns and Tom Hardy freely.

me: Tom Hardy is My Boy

PrincessCousin: NO HE IS NOT!

me: ha. I know. I was just checking to see if you were paying attention, because you almost never are.

~weeks later~

me: Tom Hardy is our boy.

CousinManlius: Yep!

PrincessCousin: No!

me: oh come on, what are you even going to do with him?

PrincessCousin: (crestfallen)

me: remember when I broke your spirit, just now?

PrincessCousin: yes.

later

me: what about a trade? (I offer up some names)

PrincessCousin: No, I don’t think there is anyone.

me: Ok, I was going to be civilized. Now, WE FIGHT! ~Bronson Style!~

PrincessCousin: What are you going to do? Grease yourself up?

me: I will bring a librarian in here!

(we all laugh)

CousinManlius: (turns to his little sister) We will f*cking roll you.

later

me: (pitifully, desperately) Tom Hardy is my boy?

PrincessCousin: No.

me: *sigh* fine. I’m okay with whatever I am currently doing with him.

PrincessCousin: I can live with that.

PrincessCousin motions to a magazine cover that is between us on the couch

me: AHHHHHHH!

PrincessCousin: I KNOW!

me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! ( I knock it off the couch onto the floor for safety reasons) It was touching my phone… Oh yeah, your mom has a life long eternal crush on him, doesn’t she?

PrincessCousin: yeah.

me: imagine that. imagine taking Donnie Osmond as your one true crush for all your life. I don’t want to know what that feels like. Let’s do a review. Who’s your weirdest crush? Who’s your longest crush?

PrincessCousin: longest weirdest crush?

me: two separate questions.

PrincessCousin: John Tesh. one answer.

me: hahahaha OH GOD. I forgot about that!

(she’s kidding.this was actually a VERY brief phase of PrincessCousin’s. She was really young and wanted one of his CD’s. I bought it for her.)

me: see for me, it would be Alan Alda, because I was, like, 4. That’s long and weird.

PrincessCousin: Really?. oh…Billy Ray.

me: no. what? Cyrus? This was before John Tesh?

PrincessCousin: yeah.

me: ok, but when you are whatever age your mom is, you aren’t going to have a magazine of them on your coffee table and whenever you see it you shoot heart eyes…right?

PrincessCousin: NO.

me: yeah, and I don’t know if I’d shoot heart eyes at Alda but, I do think he is a really cool guy. forever.

PrincessCousin: Shia?

me: yeah. that has been a long time for you. Isn’t he kind of an Ass?

PrincessCousin: a hot ass.

me: hahaha. fair enough.

PrincessCousin: ugh, I don’t remember my life. I don’t know.

me: okay…let’s see. for me, in elementary it would have been the Coreys and River Phoenix in middle school add on Christian Slater and Donnie Wahlberg and High School…I don’t know? Ewan McGreggor probably is my longest lasting cinematic crush, that was like, 19 to now and probably forever…Tom Hardy ~feels~ like forever. hahahah!

PrincessCousin: *SCOWL*

me: I know he’s your boy! I just… have to do lots of things with him…like watch all his movies [and build a religion around his Fance.]

PrincessCousin: ok. as long you know, that’s fine.

YOU, GO! First crush? Weirdest crush? Longest crush?

doctorwho:

“If we’re gonna die, let’s die looking like a Peruvian folk band.”

(Doctor Who Series 5: Amy’s Choice)

Oh, my boys.

My poncho boys.

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glitterbubbles:

for a friend.
xoxoxo

well, hello there!
I actually can’t tell what this is from,… Luther, maybe?
  #idris elba #why are you wet? #I don’t know what is happening #this is #for a friend #it’s not for me it’s for a friend #a future mr honey? #if she wants  
 #a future mr honey? I’m not going to have a harem, Jules, it’s just not my sort of thing, I mean besides my tumblroo harem… I’m just going to wander around and not get married off by the Don, for awhile, by which I mean, probably ever. Besides, this will upset Erin. Thanks, Jules <3 

glitterbubbles:

for a friend.

xoxoxo

well, hello there!

I actually can’t tell what this is from,… Luther, maybe?

#idris elba #why are you wet? #I don’t know what is happening #this is #for a friend #it’s not for me it’s for a friend #a future mr honey? #if she wants

#a future mr honey? I’m not going to have a harem, Jules, it’s just not my sort of thing, I mean besides my tumblroo harem… I’m just going to wander around and not get married off by the Don, for awhile, by which I mean, probably ever. Besides, this will upset Erin. Thanks, Jules <3 

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theewhitetiger:

[via]

I never do these things…but I can’t say that anymore now can I…?

ha. that’s. about. right.

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I knew you were coming. Both of you. My boys.

do you know how much I want to play My Boys with Amy Pond?
ALL THE MUCH!
ALL OF IT!

I knew you were coming. Both of you. My boys.

do you know how much I want to play My Boys with Amy Pond?

ALL THE MUCH!

ALL OF IT!

(via sexywellreadblonde)

[snippets 4.06.2011]

Me: He is my boy for eternity. My one true boy. So much my boy that he’s probably the gayest boy that ever boy’d.

(something I said, something that seems to be a universal truth)

Princess Cousin: I can only think about the boys I don’t have.

Me:…that’s kinda the beauty of the game.

princesscousin:

My boy

hahaha YOU DID IT! you successfully uploaded a pic to tumblr! ~so proud~
Ceremony and Champagne night, last night. This was the perfect movie combo for us because it featured a &#8220;My Boy" for both of us. We actually have an alarmingly bad history of movie selections, so it was a shocker for this one to turn out so well. The last movie we watched together was, Pandorum, I think. That bad decision will haunt us for life, I am sure.
This picture of her boy (Michael Angarano) just happened but when I tried to take a similar picture of my boy (domestic lee) the screen would just be bleached out. Leading to my theory:

"ugh, my camera just cannot comprehend the beauty of Lee Pace&#8217;s face. How did they shoot this movie? Special lenses?"

but I wouldn&#8217;t give up and I made princess cousin raise her glass like a thousand times until I got it right. She didn&#8217;t murder me, that&#8217;s love.

me: I am alarmingly attracted to your boy when he is all sweaty and drunk and wearing a tiara.
princesscousin: you should hang out in Iowa City more.


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princesscousin:

My boy

hahaha YOU DID IT! you successfully uploaded a pic to tumblr! ~so proud~

Ceremony and Champagne night, last night. This was the perfect movie combo for us because it featured a “My Boy" for both of us. We actually have an alarmingly bad history of movie selections, so it was a shocker for this one to turn out so well. The last movie we watched together was, Pandorum, I think. That bad decision will haunt us for life, I am sure.

This picture of her boy (Michael Angarano) just happened but when I tried to take a similar picture of my boy (domestic lee) the screen would just be bleached out. Leading to my theory:

"ugh, my camera just cannot comprehend the beauty of Lee Pace’s face. How did they shoot this movie? Special lenses?"

but I wouldn’t give up and I made princess cousin raise her glass like a thousand times until I got it right. She didn’t murder me, that’s love.

me: I am alarmingly attracted to your boy when he is all sweaty and drunk and wearing a tiara.

princesscousin: you should hang out in Iowa City more.

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glitterbubbles:

desperatebeliever:

maeby:

Lee “Ned” Pace
Favourite Man #10

For Jules.

oh, Lee Pace! &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3 it’s been ages since you’ve been on my dash. thanks, Jamie!! &lt;3 xoxoxo

I saw   desperatebeliever post this earlier today and I started sobbing (no I didn&#8217;t) but I was going to immediately reblog it, scream-typing NOOOOOOO! &#8230;hahasobha.
I&#8217;m really happy for Jules+ David Tennant + Lee Pace +Jonny Lee Miller, and I know I will be an honored guest at their Jim-Jams &amp; Waffles Tree House of Awesome wedding.

glitterbubbles:

desperatebeliever:

maeby:

Lee “Ned” Pace

Favourite Man #10

For Jules.

oh, Lee Pace! <3<3<3 it’s been ages since you’ve been on my dash. thanks, Jamie!! <3 xoxoxo

I saw desperatebeliever post this earlier today and I started sobbing (no I didn’t) but I was going to immediately reblog it, scream-typing NOOOOOOO! …hahasobha.

I’m really happy for Jules+ David Tennant + Lee Pace +Jonny Lee Miller, and I know I will be an honored guest at their Jim-Jams & Waffles Tree House of Awesome wedding.

Last night My Boys War was waged over, this man, Sam Huntington.

Me: I&#8217;m kinda excited about this show, I love this guy! (pointing to a Being Human banner ad (while looking up movie listings)
princesscousin: he&#8217;s my boy!
Me: No. He&#8217;s. Not.
princesscousin: &#8230;
Me: Ugh, can we just share him?
princesscousin: &#8230;
Me: ok, I&#8217;ll look up his age, if he&#8217;s too close to twelve for my comfort level, he&#8217;s yours.
princesscousin: haha,ok
Me: ugh, his age is equidistant to the both of us. We are just going to have to share him or split him in two.
princesscousin: FINE.

I don&#8217;t know which one we are going with.
Also, I hope this show doesn&#8217;t suck, cause I&#8217;ll be watching it either way.
AlsoAlso, I hadn&#8217;t realized &#8220;Jacob" was in this show!
~grasping at Lost Island straws~
Josh: The Werewolf | Cast | Being Human | Syfy

Last night My Boys War was waged over, this man, Sam Huntington.

Me: I’m kinda excited about this show, I love this guy! (pointing to a Being Human banner ad (while looking up movie listings)

princesscousin: he’s my boy!

Me: No. He’s. Not.

princesscousin: …

Me: Ugh, can we just share him?

princesscousin: …

Me: ok, I’ll look up his age, if he’s too close to twelve for my comfort level, he’s yours.

princesscousin: haha,ok

Me: ugh, his age is equidistant to the both of us. We are just going to have to share him or split him in two.

princesscousin: FINE.

I don’t know which one we are going with.

Also, I hope this show doesn’t suck, cause I’ll be watching it either way.

AlsoAlso, I hadn’t realized “Jacob" was in this show!

~grasping at Lost Island straws~

Josh: The Werewolf | Cast | Being Human | Syfy