The Honey Pot

or your thing

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Did you see the JWoww retweet of the Gaga twitpic?

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Z is for Zombie
Winston: No-one in the sleepy mountain town of Rithim City..
Nick: That's Rhythm City.
Winston: Knew what the meteor meant meant, but the one thing Mike Jr did have, was a whole lotta ritims.
Nick: Rhythms.
Schmidt: I know yeah.
Winston: 'Woah what bit me in the face?' said Mike Jr said to his Da, Mike Sr who sucks.
Nick: Yeah, Mike Sr sucks! It's a major theme throughout this
Winston: Mmmmm, Mike Sr sucks a whole bunch, much more than his neighbour Rollo.
Schmidt: Never stop reading this!
Winston: Zombie zoo, zombie zoo. Zombie zoo, zombie zoo. Who let them zombies outta that damn zombie zoo? Uh-oh, what your back Laura! - and I guess Laura is another character he introduces, but that's it. Aaaaan, here's a word search.
Nick: Yeah, good look ya idiots.

Look at me being so naughty!

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kristenwiigdaily:

On the New Girl set

This is exactly what I wanted to see 

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sundaystorms:

‘So why do we still have to have a dance party?’
‘Because they’re awesome.’

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I don’t

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dfaraday:

NEW GIRL MEME: 4 Outfits - College!Nick’s Tie Dye Shirt and Mustache in 2x05 “Models”

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HANDLED!

It’s Good Mustache Thursday. I’ll handle the mustaches, you handle something else, and we might just get the hang of Thursday!

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Why do you have a mustache glued on top of your mustache?

WHY NOT?

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HANDLED!

It’s Good Mustache Thursday. I’ll handle the mustaches, you handle something else, and we might just get the hang of Thursday!

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sundaystorms:

‘You guys are the best, man. I love you guys.’

sundaystorms:

‘You guys are the best, man. I love you guys.’

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