I think I’m caught up with your tumblroo weekends. I didn’t do a great job but, I did the job! …

And if I ever have business with a company van, that’s the motto that’s going on the side.

hildavor:

divinethedivine:

#HEY THERE HILDAVOR

HEY THERE DIVINE! i wanted to respond with a loving gif, but im at work and this is the only one i have…!!

…and yet in some way, it’s strangely appropriate?

 

It’s called the Commune of Congratulations, we are many.

(Source: llljbbydwbheimnie)

glitterbubbles:oh my god I think I just broke something….

because Jennifer forwarded me the google voice transcript of a message I left her. 

it’s pretty epic. 

and I think it’s convoluted enough that I can share it because almost none of it is actually what I said. 

Hey Jennifer. It’s little. I’m going to, so I actually actually. I’m glad that you can’t, Thursday 8 and I would obviously he house to voice transpired years and also man this is a little bit because I am with. Hope you had put something on the number about and have a crash, so I’m not really good. Rudi big brother which is a little bit. Kurt because I that I just catch up on them. You relate. Really, I don’t like and also like you. Hey recoverable and I’m going to have one. And then last night at the party and you. He’s got them or you and pictures and I was thinking it might be really Harvard to have a gross on rent boy friend of the sleep with you like, but I’m in favor of them like it but i guess i’ll hang out with her all and anyway, so it’s a little Belgrave I don’t know how to handle it and I am of that and I was alright. I’m going to the post here at it and actually both 8 Dayton. I was kind of freaked out because I was like was that like to the wrong I can’t thank you very very important phone and you know I’m gonna bail have in had lunch with Kathleen. Not exactly limo coordinated anyway. It’d be a really great message for dinner but will have a great day. So I just want to do this. Baby, I love you and I got your email and I was responding probably and I love you a lot and I saw that you’re on the on line a lot and I’d be happy and I’m so excited that you’re loving you like on and I hope he definitely NATO, I’ll I’ll be there is a very important. And yeah, I can’t really think of anything else. I’m sure I said that I’m not going to. I don’t know how long. Domestic Lee, I love you bye.

Domestic Lee, I love you bye.

Not exactly limo coordinated anyway.

oh my god, there is so much magic in this transcript, I cannot handle it. I am, like, crying and can’t breathe. it’s even better knowing that it was my own message. 

I can’t even handle it. hahahaha. SO GOOD. xoxoxoxo

come on, Jules, that’s exactly what you said, this is what six shots of espresso does to you, Jules! ~intervention~ hahaha

trying to read this transcript while listening to the message actually broke my brain.

BUT- it would be Harvard to have a gross on rent boy!

It would be so Harvard.

I like how the call ends Domestic Lee,like, you only call me for the chance to talk to Lee but, he’s busy vacuuming. This is the google transcript to end all transcripts and I’m just glad I was a part of it. <3