The Honey Pot

penguindownunder replied to your post “*sigh* I feel like I hate everything. MORE LATER!!!”

beergaritas? I might be an alcoholic. Or just a bad influence. Or they might actually help.

beergaritas are a good suggestion for almost any occasion. but  no. I don’t wanna.

a big pitcher of lifegaritas maybe.

I need to go to a park with a human that I like and am excited about and eat  an ice cream cone with that human. something like that.

songbirdstew replied to your photo “penguindownunder replied to your post “Am I dressed like a smurf? - a…”

Because Iowa is for sea-travelers.

penguindownunder replied to your photo “penguindownunder replied to your post “Am I dressed like a smurf? - a…”

Thanks for the pic. Fashion forward sailor, I’d say. Do you have a boat?

I don’t have a boat but I am definitely adrift.

and a lot of the men in our family were Navy men. The sea beckons to the landlocked heart, I guess? Plus we have the Mighty Mississippi right over there, offering to carry one away on a great adventure.


penguindownunder replied to your post “Am I dressed like a smurf? - a question I asked myself as I prepare…”
Picture please. Then I’ll tell you!
not pictured: my blue tail.

penguindownunder replied to your post “Am I dressed like a smurf? - a question I asked myself as I prepare…”

Picture please. Then I’ll tell you!

not pictured: my blue tail.

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You look 17 to me. In the best best way. ;)

pfft. thanks. I have a weird face. having the face of a 12 year old helps make the 20’s and 30’s awkward. glad to know I’m almost out of my teens! 

Treva and I had a talk about this once and she said something really complementary like, ‘you’ll be wrinkle free in your 80’s!”

and I was like, “no it’ll be an alarming transformation. I’ll go to bed looking like a 12 year old and wake up looking 90 but, I’ll only be 50.”

FACES. how do they work?!?

Haha I def answered for a relationship rather than a hookup which explains me getting Cap!

I CAN’T GET CAP. I just tried. Congratulations on your everything which includes a perfect supersoldierscout boyfriend!

did you know Cyclops was an option? that happened when I tried to branch out a bit in the superhookup world.

I got Batman. That makes little sense to me, except that I think I said I wanted to have sex in a castle. Are they considering his cave a castle?

goddamnit, Batman! I would say it was more about your other answers. maybe Bruce Wayne flew you to Europe for a hookup with Batman?

idk. if Heimdall isn’t an option I think Superman and I can make it work.

I hope you said:
sack o’ crappy hamburgers
expensive jerky for dogs
medical supplies
and a bag of ice
because that’s what I got

coffeepizzatentacles replied to your post: what should we eat?

waffles ♥♥♥ xoxoxoxo



penguindownunder answered your post: what should we eat?

Cous cous and cottage cheese! Roasted asparagus, green salad and garlic bread!



womaninterrupted answered your post: what should we eat?

Pizza

I hope you said:

  • sack o’ crappy hamburgers
  • expensive jerky for dogs
  • medical supplies
  • and a bag of ice

because that’s what I got

coffeepizzatentacles replied to your post: what should we eat?

waffles ♥♥♥ xoxoxoxo

penguindownunder answered your post: what should we eat?

Cous cous and cottage cheese! Roasted asparagus, green salad and garlic bread!

womaninterrupted answered your post: what should we eat?

Pizza

penguindownunder replied to your post: my sleeping brain was extra wonky last…

Okay, that was NOT the end of your dream for me. And I hope it wasn’t the end of your dream for you! ;)

i do like bill murray a lot *shrug*

nah. that’s not the end. I’ll have more dreams. I hope I get to share a sandwich and play board games with Tom Hardy soon. or maybe a return to the Mall of America where all my friends live. The continuing search for my missing tumblroo hive members.

or more sex clouds would be fine.

songbirdstew replied to your post “songbirdstew replied to your photo “~~ so beautiful ~~…”

A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDICK TO MEEE Those three posts in a row almost killed me, in a fantastic way. I’m just so happy you’re here. I’m pretty sure that’s what ‘I love you’ means. xxx

good. I was only trying to almost kill you with laughter. I’ve been slacking on our laughter exercise sessions. I’m really glad you are here! Hope your birthdick was ….dicklightful? (lpf)

penguindownunder replied to your photoset “Earlier in the day when it was quieter and better.”

I read that at the bottom as you were going fishing this week. And I thought that was interesting and different.

yeah. I’m not going fishing. that would be nice. I mostly just like to stand in creeks and cast. not much into catch and release.

womaninterrupted replied to your photoset “Earlier in the day when it was quieter and better.”

I like that curio cabinet thingy. Looks pretty neat.

it’s not mine but it is pretty neat. lots of my family have printer’s drawers to hold little mementos.

penguindownunder said: Last night in my dream we were having a sleepover at your place. I had to pee (because my dream self was also pregnant), however you had this pervy uncle who kept opening the door when I was trying to go. So, I never went pee. We had lots of food and films, though, even though mostly we talked about traveling through the woods.

I was just going to post this with the comment, “all my pervy uncles are dead” which is fairly accurate but it would be very unlikely that even my ghost uncles would bother you. And an even more unlikely thing is me having people over with extended family about. Let’s just build a dream fort in the woods <3

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penguindownunder replied to your photoset “you may have heard me ScreamSwearLaughing earlier. It went a little…”

Did you just tumble a pink bag of poo?

I DID! thank you for noticing.

This is a pro-poop bag blog. all the colors of the poopbagbow.