A thing I might not have mentioned before, is that AuntMurble watches a lot of reality TV, a wide variety, and for reasons I’ve never understood, all the wedding shows. When I went to collect her dog, Jazz, for our evening walk, I sat down for a minute in the TV room with AuntMurble and changed my shoes.
TV Bride-to-be: I FOUND MY DRESS!!!
me: okay Jazz, I’m almost ready, I just need to FIND MY JACKET! which shouldn’t be as difficult.
AuntMurble: I hope not, the dress search is arduous.
me: I would have to gather my dress posse… I don’t even know who that would be…who would that be?
AuntMuble: I know one person that wouldn’t want to go.
me: …you watch…okay bye.