I have annoyingly good hearing. I’m many rooms away. AuntMurble is talking to her brother but it’s not a conversation for him…
so I start walking towards the conversation that has got to be for me (or just to hear herself talk)
AuntMurble: if you want you can close the windows and turn on the air.
AuntMurble: it’s just feeling a bit sweaty.
me: yeah. got it. I’ll be doing that, if it needs to be done. BECAUSE*. (and I just motion to her brother, so as not to bother him with this ridiculous conversation)
AuntMurble: yes. thank you for helping me with that.
and I’m not fully awake yet so I give her a thumbs-up and say “sticker. sticker. sticker.” and walk away to drink coffee.
*BECAUSE her brother is legally blind and almost always completely zapped of strength because of the cancer.
My friend Marc Maron, whose new TV show Maron just premiered on IFC, wrote this great piece for the Times about finding the perfect pants. And just living your life.
It’s Good Mustache Thursday. I’ll handle the mustaches, you handle something else, and we might just get the hang of Thursday!
You’re one of today’s lucky 10,000.
Saying ‘what kind of an idiot doesn’t know about the Yellowstone supervolcano’ is so much more boring than telling someone about the Yellowstone supervolcano for the first time.
I have to reblog this again because I checked in on my phone earlier tonight and only then did I see the goat. WHICH IS REALLY WHY I POSTED THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
ask me about my favorite part of Season 1 of Game of Thrones-
What’s your favorite part, Jennifer?
All the times Tyrion Lannister mentions goats…