The Honey Pot
underthecypressbough:

Attention parents: 
I’m not sure if I’ve told you this before but here’s a fun trick to play on the kids. Bake some brownies and squish one up to like poop. Show the kids, blame it on the dog, pick it up with your bare hands and take a big bite out of it, then laugh like a villain. 
Works every time.

underthecypressbough:

Attention parents:
I’m not sure if I’ve told you this before but here’s a fun trick to play on the kids. Bake some brownies and squish one up to like poop. Show the kids, blame it on the dog, pick it up with your bare hands and take a big bite out of it, then laugh like a villain.
Works every time.

They may look random, but they’re my phone number.

(Source: rorybbellows, via runeybadger)

tcfkag:

Hugging techniques with Nathan Fillion.  He’s the best.  

Favorite quote: “You’re wearing pants - nothing’s going to happen.”

(via redwingedspartan)

myturtlespeedy:

In this critical time I can only say that it’s important to not vote with your heart.

Nor your mind.

Vote with that little piece of paper ballot thingy they give you. Nothing else fits into that slot thing they got. And they get super pissy if you try to put something else in there.

this is really good advice.

"Next time your child is misbehaving, just take him in your teeth by the scruff of his neck and carry him into your den. Sit on him until he stops crying and submits to being bitten softly all over his face. Kill a small rodent and offer it to him. If he doesn’t take it, eat it yourself and go “Mmm, mmm, mmm” until he is jealous and cries out. Then walk away for a long time."

eebees:

But still not want them to use your Smauglock mug

Erin, you have to store that mug in your Dragon’s keep if you don’t want people to use it.

"I had to do what I do in times of extreme emergency, which is pretend I’m in the TV series Game of Thrones and that I am khaleesi, Mother of Dragons. It’s just a little confidence tip, it works quite well."
— Caitlin Moran (x)

(Source: theladymargaery, via womaninterrupted)

theewhitetiger:

yay!

johncabrera:

sp00nful:

Ice Cube Ice Coffee

D:

I used to do this a lot

when there was freezer space

*sad robot noises*

(via johncabrera)

febrezing in the sign of the cross