They may look random, but they’re my phone number.
(Source: rorybbellows, via runeybadger)
Hugging techniques with Nathan Fillion. He’s the best.
Favorite quote: “You’re wearing pants - nothing’s going to happen.”
(via redwingedspartan)
Tags: nathan fillion pro tip mostly a hugging blog you don't know if I'm wearing pants! Tom Lenk handsy guide
In this critical time I can only say that it’s important to not vote with your heart.
Nor your mind.
Vote with that little piece of paper ballot thingy they give you. Nothing else fits into that slot thing they got. And they get super pissy if you try to put something else in there.
this is really good advice.
"Next time your child is misbehaving, just take him in your teeth by the scruff of his neck and carry him into your den. Sit on him until he stops crying and submits to being bitten softly all over his face. Kill a small rodent and offer it to him. If he doesn’t take it, eat it yourself and go “Mmm, mmm, mmm” until he is jealous and cries out. Then walk away for a long time."
But still not want them to use your Smauglock mug
Erin, you have to store that mug in your Dragon’s keep if you don’t want people to use it.
"I had to do what I do in times of extreme emergency, which is pretend I’m in the TV series Game of Thrones and that I am khaleesi, Mother of Dragons. It’s just a little confidence tip, it works quite well."
— Caitlin Moran (x)
(Source: rebeccavis, via womaninterrupted)
D:
I used to do this a lot
when there was freezer space
*sad robot noises*
febrezing in the sign of the cross
Tags: pro tip for the memoirs jennhoney personal log not even half assing quarter assing it might help fight stinky vampires. IDK
