- I appreciate your support, Mister, but I’d really just like to get my pants on.
- You had a shit-sticker on your cheek.
- Why is there a bolt in the cereal box?
- Surely you don’t want me to sniff your blanket.
- Buddy, we don’t — we don’t… grab people’s penises.. with tongs.. Oh, man, even as I am saying it, I can’t believe I am saying this.
- You can’t have any Cheez-Its until you finish your Goldfish.
I was laughing when I read this yesterday, and then laughing a lot when I got to the tongs. BUT HEY, we’ve all had to say that/learn that at some point.
I completely lost it laughing when I got to the cheese crackers, because who made you LORD OF CHEESE CRACKERS, Treva? Maybe the Ultimate Ginge needed to mix things up a bit.
Cheese cracker variety is the spice of life!