The Honey Pot
frankgarrett:

ladyofthehouse:

accol:

bitemeharder:

“Big enough for something to hide behind, thought Elena uneasily.”

Remove shoes and stand next to a table or chair for balance.

Okay. I don’t typically do these, but my answer was too good to pass up.
“When two or more independent clauses appear in one sentence, they must be joined in one of these ways.”
Yep. That’s me and Mr. Of The House—joining independent clauses.

It is the sum of all the refined emotions and spiritual qualities that the artist finds in his study of a piece [of ass] and then expresses in his best performances.

This passed by on my dash, when I was in a room with only telephone books, twice.

I’m not going to look in the telephone book.

I totally looked in the telephone book.
it wasn’t funny. so I won’t respond to it.
then,  this passed by again, when I was in bed and
and I thought

ugh, I’m too lazy to move the Ass helmet (for the Ass helmet is on top of my to read pile.)

frankgarrett:

ladyofthehouse:

accol:

bitemeharder:

“Big enough for something to hide behind, thought Elena uneasily.”

Remove shoes and stand next to a table or chair for balance.

Okay. I don’t typically do these, but my answer was too good to pass up.

“When two or more independent clauses appear in one sentence, they must be joined in one of these ways.”

Yep. That’s me and Mr. Of The House—joining independent clauses.

It is the sum of all the refined emotions and spiritual qualities that the artist finds in his study of a piece [of ass] and then expresses in his best performances.

This passed by on my dash, when I was in a room with only telephone books, twice.

I’m not going to look in the telephone book.

I totally looked in the telephone book.

it wasn’t funny. so I won’t respond to it.

then,  this passed by again, when I was in bed and

and I thought

ugh, I’m too lazy to move the Ass helmet (for the Ass helmet is on top of my to read pile.)

(Source: loveclaire, via cassismycopilot)