Will you watch your ruddy language? My ears are not a toilet.
Oh, don’t talk to me about balloons. Balloons explode, Jen. They explode suddenly and unexpectedly. They are filled with the capacity to give me a little fright and I find that unbearable.
Consider using ‘The IT Crowd’ in your diet as a ‘Big Bang Theory’ replacement.
I’ve got better things to do than to talk to friends and flirt with people, thank you.
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