The Honey Pot
The Honey Pot harem: 
coopersgirl68
womaninterrupted
eebees
caffeinatedcephalopod
runeybadger
carlosison
myturtlespeedy
boscothemigh
invaderxan
Tumblr Harem:
runeybadger
womaninterrupted
myturtlespeedy
eebees
coffeepizzatentacles
gingeredphoenix
clairesalcedo
sirpuddleduck
sidramatic

coffeepizzatentacles replied to your photo “do people even do these anymore? Tumblr Harem: womaninterrupted …”

omg, I know why I love you, I meant I don’t remember why it was my fault. just to be clear. I LOVE YOU. and you are right, the harem thing is my fault and I don’t know why. okay, I feel better about this reply. for the moment. xoxoxoxo

coffeepizzatentacles replied to your photo “do people even do these anymore? Tumblr Harem: womaninterrupted …”

I LOVE YOU. I don’t remember why either but I know you are right. xoxoxoxo

I saw this really early this morning and was laughing so hard. The Harem thing is probably my fault because it reeks of my convoluted thought process around Harem Island but I’LL NEVER ADMIT IT!!!

I will, however, always admit to loving you and remember why I love you <3

do people even do these anymore?
Tumblr Harem:
womaninterrupted
coffeepizzatentacles
everyforestsingsasong
runeybadger
eebees
invaderxan
clairesalcedo
myturtlespeedy
filmgeekchic

theewhitetiger said: My dad just played the word Harem in Words With Friends...I immediately thought of you & Jules...

so. it. has. come. to. this.

that’s …awesome? yes. I’m going with hilarious and awesome.

and then, I’m sure you told your dad you are in a Tumblr Harem, right?

hahaohman Harems make me uncomfortable.

but(t) My and Jules’ harems are probably pretty good ones?

I mean, yes, Jules keeps a manzoo on an Island with ~no escape~ but, I hear there are a lot of hugs and smiles, I’ll just feel better when Lottie and others are permitted to inspect the island.

and my Harem is just all of us wandering around hearting and reblogging each other, eating waffles, Dream Forting, in a pants optional environment. I haven’t heard too many complaints. I hope all you Haremroos are happy.

Thanks for the message, Kevin!

Happy Words with Friendsing and Weekending!

theewhitetiger said: 1, 7, 12, 19

from this

1. have you ever gotten into a physical fight?

even though I’ll always be an angerball, I’ve always had a tendency to try to restrain or dispel fights or at the very least remove myself from them.
This is what I thought of, it was uncharacteristic of me:
When I was in middle school, I was walking around my neighborhood, a group of neighbor boys (they were my friends, btw) were behind me, I was really upset about something and I just flipped around and kicked the legs out from under the oldest boy and knocked him on his ass.
I was sobbing by the time I got home, trying to tell my mom and my soon to be step-father what had happened, I think this is one of my step-father’s favorite stories about me.
The guy wasn’t hurt and he was much nicer to me afterwards, all the neighborhood boys were, actually.

7. do you plan on having kids?

oh.wow.this.could.be.a.long.answer.
The short answer is - No.

I wanted kids. I wanted to have kids and adopt and I would have been good at it, non-traditional, but good. I am failing at finding my childrearing-partner-in-crime. And I’m aware I could just go it alone, I’d be pretty good at that, but my parents were divorced before I could even form many memories of them together. And while they were and are good parents, so much fell through the cracks, so much of me fell through the cracks. So, I’ve always known I wouldn’t go that route.

Anyway, my entire adult life I’ve been aware of that ticking clock, I just… I’m pretty ok with taking the batteries out of that clock and moving on. Nurture the humans that are already on the planet. You tumblroos can start calling me Auntie Jennifery. (except maybe don’t) I have a tag for these feelings:I call you my babies now

yep, you tumblroos are my babyharem now.

12. have you ever had a “paranormal” experience?

I think all of my experiences can be explained normally but I’m not going to say no.

19. what’s something you find funny that most people don’t think is funny?

I don’t know…how do you feel about being in the baby harem? Because I was laughing quite a lot when I wrote that. There are plenty of things I don’t find funny and I get a lot of stares for most of the things I think are funny.

I find just about everything a combination of sad, infuriating, and hilarious. I try to focus on hilarious. I try.

I think finding the funny in a bad situation is power, sometimes the only power to be had and successfully finding the funny with someone else is a sort of alchemy.

Thanks for the questions, Kevin!

notjanebond said: Happy Unicorn Monday to you! May many unicorns come bringing gifts of sparkles and rainbows and Tom Hardy butts to your doorstep.

This is one of the most beautiful things anyone has ever said to me. I feel so lucky to have you in my tumblroo harem/ Unicorn pack!

I wish great things for you.

~David Bowie + Star Trek +beautiful home design things~

Happy Unicorn Monday, notjanebond!

Happy Unicorn Monday, tumblroos & Ughbutts & Flying Unicorn Pack & DW Mafia & and Harem & my babies.

My wish for you is great and magical things. <3

you guys, we are at the very least tumblr colleagues
and you are all in my harem
but we aren&#8217;t friends until we help each other move heavy objects
them&#8217;s the rules.

you guys, we are at the very least tumblr colleagues

and you are all in my harem

but we aren’t friends until we help each other move heavy objects

them’s the rules.

(Source: icantfindmyass, via boscothemigh)

Tumblr Crushes:
ebee-
clairesalcedo
glitterbubbles
runeybadger
malachitegrey
dressesdancingandtv
songbirdstew
crumpeteatingwoofter
hauntingfamiliar
me: I don’t think I have crushes on any current followee/followersjust solid or burgeoning haremlationships

Tumblr Crushes:

me: I don’t think I have crushes on any current followee/followers
just solid or burgeoning haremlationships