The Honey Pot

Will you watch your ruddy language? My ears are not a toilet.

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the-last-teabender:

Oh, don’t talk to me about balloons. Balloons explode, Jen. They explode suddenly and unexpectedly. They are filled with the capacity to give me a little fright and I find that unbearable.

Consider using ‘The IT Crowd’ in your diet as a ‘Big Bang Theory’ replacement.

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often I just look away.

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I love this.

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not terrible, just not great

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I’ve got better things to do than to talk to friends and flirt with people, thank you.

I’ve got better things to do than to talk to friends and flirt with people, thank you.

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Well, they do have some strong arguments.

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I’ve heard of it.

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