The Honey Pot

therewasneverjustone:

Today you were far away …

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I might have to watch Bronson.

not for the butt.

entirely for the punching and biting.

my 60 second session of curling up into a ball and screamsobbing into a pillow didn’t do it for me. And it’s about 7 degrees outside right now, with a windchill below zero, so outdoor stress relievers aren’t an option at the moment.

Everything is relatively fine. I’m just going to leave town with the dog for a week, at the end of the week, I think.

and I’m just gonna swear a bit under the break.

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HANDLED!
It’s Good Mustache Thursday. I’ll handle the mustaches, you handle something else, and we might just get the hang of Thursday! 

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HANDLED!

It’s Good Mustache Thursday. I’ll handle the mustaches, you handle something else, and we might just get the hang of Thursday! 

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I missed you

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womaninterrupted:

gotagirlcrush:

Got A Girl Crush On: Bolivia’s Female Wrestlers, Cholitas Luchadores

The fighting cholitas see themselves as symbols of strength: Their opponents include bigotry and sexism. “My goal,” says one fighter, “is to lift up indigenous women, who have been treated with contempt.”

“We fighters carry within us a kind of fire that nothing can quench.”

I’ve always had a crush Bolivian women and their millinery choices. Combine those hats with my love for some good old-fashion, jumping-of-the-ropes wrestling and you’ve one my heart.

Wrestling with petticoats. I want in.

dirtypreston:

Hell yeah, Royal Rumbles were tight.

dirtypreston:

Hell yeah, Royal Rumbles were tight.

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sidramatic:

jennhoney replied to your post:About Me:

you seemed so in love with the world before lafair, 60[40]% is still really impressive love levels!

I love you okay. There. That’s all that matters*

*Technically not all that matters but for the purpose of this non-argument! Stop it! I am still in love with most things. I mean, you know, some people are just really very annoying and you want to punch them in the face. And unfortunately they make up 60% of the population of the world that I have to deal/interact with.

But not you. You’re the BEST. 

We should totally start a Posh Relax with the Potatoes Punch Fance Club

Love you! We’ll just have to both be the best I guess. <3

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beardsbuttsbattlestargalactica replied to your post: ohman I’m pretty sure I have a bunch of stuff I…

i did high kicks while eating yogurt earlier

stop showing off, Rune. no. sorry. that came from a place of jealously. I’m out of yogurt. KICKING PARTY!

glitterbubbles replied to your post: (I twirl into the dining room to grab a mini…

this is beautiful. I love you, let’s role play logical responses to any kind of situation!!! you are so good at that! I don’t think I will ever say ‘I’m pumped’ but I am totally excited!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

~UGH~ yes, let’s!

I was going to maybe defend my use of the word pumped, instead I’m just going to paste one of the example sentences from dictionary.com:

He pumped away at his homework all evening.

What class is that for young man?

and

goodnight.

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me: just picture me saying &#8220;love is stupid&#8221; while kicking a puppyErin Heather:  NOW I&#8217;M GONNA POST A PICTURE OF A PUPPY AND JUST TAG IT-LOVEme:  hahahaok, I&#8217;ll kick itErin Heather:  jennifer. all of these puppies are dumb. me:  LOVE AND PUPPIES ARE DUMBErin Heather:  HAH HAH HAH OH MAN JUST FOUND THE PERFECT ONEyou actually might like itsure you wanna kick it?me:  oh yesI&#8217;m just deciding where to kickor if I should post part of a convo of me saying I want to kick a puppyso many optionsall of them involve kicking thoughErin Heather:  i trust you to find the best solutionALL OF THEM INVOLVE KICKING THOUGH oh my god i want to remember that later

me: just picture me saying “love is stupid” while kicking a puppy

Erin Heather:  NOW I’M GONNA POST A PICTURE OF A PUPPY AND JUST TAG IT-LOVE

me:  hahaha
ok, I’ll kick it

Erin Heather:  jennifer. all of these puppies are dumb.

 me:  LOVE AND PUPPIES ARE DUMB

Erin Heather:  HAH HAH HAH OH MAN JUST FOUND THE PERFECT ONE
you actually might like it
sure you wanna kick it?

me:  oh yes
I’m just deciding where to kick
or if I should post part of a convo of me saying I want to kick a puppy
so many options
all of them involve kicking though

Erin Heather:  i trust you to find the best solution
ALL OF THEM INVOLVE KICKING THOUGH oh my god i want to remember that later

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