The Honey Pot

imagepalmtreepalmtree replied to your photo: pro-tip: make sure the waffle iron is plugged in…

I need you to come here right now. AND BRING YOUR WAFFLE IRON.

suddenly there was a knock at the door, less like a knock and more like a waffle iron flinging itself repeatedly at the barrier between itself and a Palm Tree in need of wafflery. 

What if I graft wings to my waffle iron?

imagepenguindownunder replied to your photo: pro-tip: make sure the waffle iron is plugged in…

You could totally open a waffle house and make all of it! I am a customer of your non regret.

I AM A CUSTOMER OF YOUR NON REGRET.

that’s one of the most beautiful replies ever. UGH.

imagesongbirdstew replied to your post: earlier tonight I mentioned in a text to Erin…

Once in the mesozoic era, Becca&I were making brownies & realized we’d run out of eggs. We rang the boy I was seeing to help us out. As we waited I said, “UGH, I NEED THOSE EGGS,” & Becca sassed, “You need more than eggs, you need the delivery boy.”

I love this story. it has everything boys, eggs, the promise of brownies and pterodactyls!

imagepenguindownunder replied to your post: earlier tonight I mentioned in a text to Erin…

The gal’s gotta brain for biz-niz!

As I was getting ready for bed I was thinking about how there would be a stigma to the Snacks & Snogs delivery service and how it would have to look like other delivery services. I thought of pizza delivery, as it has a wider delivery time range than, say, UPS. The pizza box could hold a snack of choice and a movie or something*. Then I realized the neighbors would immediately notice that the pizza person always stayed two hours. A plumbing service would be a better cover [insert your own plunger and snake jokes here]

and then I realized this service would probably be exorbitantly expensive and there would be constant legal hurdles.

I decided against the business plan for many reasons.

imagepenguindownunder replied to your post: well, I got a snack.

Snog yourself. (I don’t know exactly what that means, though I trust that you can make it happen!!)

thank you for having faith in me.

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earlier tonight I mentioned in a text to Erin Heather that I was reading and so a little later in the night she asked me what I was reading and I said:

me: A Dance with Dragons but I wouldn’t call it reading. I’ve been considering if a snacks and make-out partner delivery service would be a good idea. I’ve decided no, but it took a lot of thinking and not reading.

Snacks & Snogging

Erin Heather: MAKE THE BUSINESS CARDS NOW

thanks for being so supportive Eeebs!

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imagewomaninterrupted replied to your post: sidra-matic replied to your post: I just had…

Do they mail well? Asking for a friend.

Should I do a kickstarter for PocketWaffles and PostalWaffles.

and Wipe away tears with Waffles?

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I need food an hour ago.

I said twelve times before I remembered how time works and how to food.

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frankgarrett:

 And I want someone to feed me cheese and crackers….

jennhoney: like a cheese and cracker boob platter?

frankgarret: Holy shit that is a great idea. I wish my birthday wasn’t so far away.

brb, getting a small business loan to start my sensual goat cheese platter business.

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theblackworkshop: Abandoned Mill @ Sorrento, Italy #I want to go on an adventure all up inside of you this looks like the beginning of a ~fun date~

theblackworkshop:

Abandoned Mill @ Sorrento, Italy

#I want to go on an adventure all up inside of you

this looks like the beginning of a ~fun date~

(via crumpeteatingwoofter)

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frankgarrett:

jennhoney replied to your post: jennhoney replied to your post: My boss as we’re…
at least there was a goat to get, you’ve got that going for you. #that’snothelpingJennifer

Only a metaphorical goat and you can’t pet them and they’re not as cute as one might expect and their cheese is not at all filling.

I am starting a metaphorical goat cheese farm.

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ebee- replied to your post: ladyofthehouse replied to your post: I have to go …

I will knit you ALL THE BUTTS

binding contract!

ebee- replied to your post: I have to go and not be here. it’s not you. …

ebee- replied to your post: I have to go and not be here. it’s not you. …

This is what my brain says whenever you must go ANYWHERE! Go craft, Jennifery. Craft all the crafts. I’ll just be sitting here loving you until you return.

I ass you! and I really appreciate that you cut into your crafty crunch time to gif the hell out of me <3 <3 <# <3 <3

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Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt, Julesie.

who is sitting on the throne of lies? all of us together? that’d be cute, somebody take a picture.

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SHITCHYEAH 13%!

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~UGH~

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glitterbubbles: jennhoney: glitterbubbles replied to your post: glitterbubbles replied to your post: ebee-: … all I could think when I read this post was, “WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT TO ME?!” with internal whimpering. just so you know. I’m still reeling from this. xoxoxo … me: It’ll be fun for you. going into the maze to find your man and to fight the Minotaur. it’ll bring you two closer together Jules: the minotaur yarnless maze where you have trapped my high ranking husband? I am not good with fighting. me: a good story at parties also! Jules: I only do well in archery accidentally. and that is the best I am with weapons me: you are good with your wits! Jules: hahahahahahaha me: wits and arrows! Jules: no me: YES Jules: I don’t mind being in a maze with Tom Hiddleston, it’s really the minotaur that I have a problem with.  again. me: you’ve got this Jules: …. me: I know what Murphy Brown is Jules: THAT IS A RELIEF me: hahaha Jules: &lt;3 me: and I know you can rescue your high ranking husband from the maze and the minotaur. Jules: that makes one of us. can’t we just cuddle and watch TV and movies and read books together? is that really so much to ask? are you just upset because Tom Hiddleston has currently outranked Arthur Darvill?    me: the epic journey and adventure will tie you two together ~relationship super glue~ and it will only make the TV and cuddling better Jules: can we do the better part first? I am too tired to do the epic adventure me: you must always be well rested before the epic adventure &lt;3 Jules: well then you totally jumped the gun on trapping him in a maze with a minotaur.  me: oh stop … Jennifer and I have different ideas of fun dates. me: I am glad you seem to have got me through the epic adventure with no effort on my part. I can handle epic adventures if they’re just going to be emotional trauma. I am totally familiar with that. Jennifer: It was supposed to be a fun date for you two &lt;3 me: we do fun dates differently. I assume. I have never done a fun date, but my idea of a fun date does not involve a minotaur and weapons. Jennifer: minotaur + weapons + butts = FUNRIGHT!?!RIGHT!&lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3and mazes and yarn! me: &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3 I want video of your fun dates. Jennifer: hahahah everyone wants video of that! xoxoxoxo ok, maybe not everyone wants to see that video but butt, I definitely want to see that video. how are those virginal Minotaur impalings going? a top ranking husband in the Glitterbubbles harem We met in a maze. I saved him from a Minotaur. No big deal. I used my wits and arrows. and now we cuddle watch TV and read books. oh Loki Jennifer and I have different ideas of fun dates gif that SMILE I would fight a minotaur for him probably we met in a maze but I still just really love Tom Hiddleston can we do the better part first? I&#8217;m just here for the Tom Hiddleston gif that tag is going to get so much use.

glitterbubbles:

jennhoney:

glitterbubbles replied to your post: glitterbubbles replied to your post: ebee-: …

all I could think when I read this post was, “WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT TO ME?!” with internal whimpering. just so you know. I’m still reeling from this. xoxoxo
…

me: It’ll be fun for you. going into the maze to find your man and to fight the Minotaur. it’ll bring you two closer together

Jules: the minotaur yarnless maze where you have trapped my high ranking husband?
I am not good with fighting.

me: a good story at parties also!

Jules: I only do well in archery accidentally. and that is the best I am with weapons

me: you are good with your wits!

Jules: hahahahahahaha

me: wits and arrows!

Jules: no

me: YES

Jules: I don’t mind being in a maze with Tom Hiddleston, it’s really the minotaur that I have a problem with.
 again.

me: you’ve got this

Jules: ….

me: I know what Murphy Brown is

Jules: THAT IS A RELIEF

me: hahaha

Jules: <3

me: and I know you can rescue your high ranking husband from the maze and the minotaur.

Jules: that makes one of us. can’t we just cuddle and watch TV and movies and read books together? is that really so much to ask? are you just upset because Tom Hiddleston has currently outranked Arthur Darvill?

  
me: the epic journey and adventure will tie you two together ~relationship super glue~ and it will only make the TV and cuddling better

Jules: can we do the better part first? I am too tired to do the epic adventure

me: you must always be well rested before the epic adventure <3

Jules: well then you totally jumped the gun on trapping him in a maze with a minotaur.

 me: oh stop

… Jennifer and I have different ideas of fun dates.

me: I am glad you seem to have got me through the epic adventure with no effort on my part. I can handle epic adventures if they’re just going to be emotional trauma. I am totally familiar with that.

Jennifer: It was supposed to be a fun date for you two <3

me: we do fun dates differently. I assume. I have never done a fun date, but my idea of a fun date does not involve a minotaur and weapons.

Jennifer: minotaur + weapons + butts = FUN
RIGHT!?!
RIGHT!
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
and mazes and yarn!

me: <3<3<3<3<3 I want video of your fun dates.

Jennifer: hahahah everyone wants video of that!

xoxoxoxo

ok, maybe not everyone wants to see that video but butt, I definitely want to see that video.

how are those virginal Minotaur impalings going? a top ranking husband in the Glitterbubbles harem We met in a maze. I saved him from a Minotaur. No big deal. I used my wits and arrows. and now we cuddle watch TV and read books. oh Loki Jennifer and I have different ideas of fun dates gif that SMILE I would fight a minotaur for him probably we met in a maze but I still just really love Tom Hiddleston can we do the better part first? I’m just here for the Tom Hiddleston gif that tag is going to get so much use.

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sarahsamudre: laughingsquid: let it do a little dance I always let my pies dance. That’s why they turn out so good.

sarahsamudre:

laughingsquid:

let it do a little dance

I always let my pies dance.

That’s why they turn out so good.

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