The Honey Pot

theasil asked: Happy belated birthday Jenn!!! I hope it was filled with laughter, love and nerdery. <3 You deserve all the best!

okay. one more birthday message

LISE!!!!!!!!!!! It’s so good to see your little bonnetted face. Hope things are going well for you, thanks for the birthday wishes!

our Fair site has a complete ON-A-STICK menu, does yours?

Fair Foods On-a-stick:

  1. Shrimp Corndog - NEW in 2013 (three shrimp deep fried and topped with sweet chili sauce, available at the Po Boy Stand on Rock Island Avenue
  2. Smoothie On-a-stick - NEW in 2013 (a fresh strawberry smoothie frozen and put on a stick, available at Turkey Time Concessions)
  3. Bacon Wrapped Riblet On-a-stick - NEW in 2013 (a piece of hickory smoked pork wrapped in bacon and basted with barbeque sauce, available at the Bud Tent)
  4. Deep Fried Brownie On-a-stick - NEW in 2013 (a chocolate brownie deep-fried and topped with chocolate sauce and powdered sugar, available at Fyfe Concessions
  5. Coconut Mountain On-a-stick - NEW in 2013 (a soft and chewy coconut ball rolled in coconut flakes and dipped in fresh chocolate, available at Dipped in Chocolate on the southwest corner of the Pioneer Livestock Pavilion)
  6. Soft Salted Chocolate Dipped Almond Pretzel On-a-stick - NEW in 2013 (a soft pretzel dipped in chocolate almond bark sprinkled with slivered almonds and a dash of salt, available at the Old Fashioned Root Beer & Pretzels stand)
  7. Deep Fried Sweet Corn Corndog - NEW in 2013 (a hot dog dipped in batter enriched with deep fried sweet corn and deep fried again to golden perfection, served with a side of sweet corn and honey dipping sauce, available at Campbell’s)
  8. Rib Shack Cowboy - NEW in 2013 (a mix of cowboy beans, brisket or pork, cole slaw, a signature chip and barbeque sauce in a spice-flavored waffle cone; available at the Rib Shack)
  9. Chocolate-Covered Chocolate Chip Cannoli 
  10. Chocolate-Covered Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Pop 
  11. Fruit (with yogurt dipping sauce) 
  12. Double Bacon Corn Dog
  13. Bacon
  14. Chocolate-Covered Frozen S’more
  15. Fried Butter
  16. Peanut Butter & Jelly
  17. Chocolate-Covered Deep Fried Cheesecake
  18. Griddle Stick (turkey sausage wrapped in a pancake)
  19. Cake Pops
  20. Fair Square (Original, Peanut Butter and Graham Champion flavors)
  21. Chocolate-Covered Tiramisu
  22. Chocolate-Covered Turtle Mousse Bar
  23. Twinkie Log (frozen Twinkie dipped in white chocolate and rolled in cashews) 
  24. Octodog (hotdog in the shape of an octopus)
  25. Chocolate-Covered Peanut Butter Bar
  26. Chocolate-Covered Key Lime Dream Bar
  27. Carmellows
  28. Pickle
  29. Pork Chop
  30. Corn Dog
  31. Cheese
  32. Cajun Chicken
  33. Sesame Chicken
  34. Carmel Apple
  35. German Sausage
  36. Teriyaki Beef
  37. Corn on the Cob
  38. Cotton Candy
  39. Veggie Corndog
  40. Turkey Drumstick
  41. Nutty Bar
  42. Hot Bologna
  43. Chicken
  44. Monkey Tail (chocolate-covered banana)
  45. Honey
  46. Ice Cream Wonder Bar
  47. Deep-Fried Snickers
  48. Deep-Fried Milky Way
  49. Deep-Fried Twinkie
  50. Breakfast Lamb Sausage (brat)
  51. Deep-Fried Ho-Ho
  52. Deep-Fried Cupcake
  53. Dutch Letter
  54. Chocolate-Covered Cheesecake
  55. Pineapple (Fresh pineapple dipped in funnel cake batter and deep fried)
  56. Hot Lips (breaded chicken breast smothered with hot sauce, served with blue cheese      dressing)
  57. Cornbrat (bratwurst dipped in corndog batter)
  58. Chocolate-Covered Ice Cream Cookie Sandwich
  59. Rock Candy
  60. Salad
  61. Hard-Boiled Egg
  62. Unicorn Lolipops
  63. Rainbow Popsicle
  64. Push-ups
  65. Turkey Tenderloin

theasil replied to your post: For the photo thingy, how about 7 and 15? Huh!…

Wow! What color do you classify that as? It looks like a grey with squash yellow. Is this what grey eyes look like? I know they apparently exist but I’ve never met a person who has them.

THIS DOESN’T MAKE ME FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS AT ALL, LISE.

hahaha. they are grey. but sometimes they are blue. just not now.  I actually alternate on my I.D.s occasionally because IDK what color my eyes are. and actually I have trouble knowing what color other people’s eyes are. there are a lot of colors in there, you guys. how do eyes work, even?

imagepenguindownunder answered your question: Do you have maraschino cherries in your…

I don’t have maraschino cherries in Australia. :(

I am having a lot of doubts about Australia.

imagebaffledinbrooklyn replied to your post: Do you have maraschino cherries in your…

I know they’re in there. Top shelf on the door.

Excellent!

imagewomaninterrupted replied to your post: Do you have maraschino cherries in your…

What? Is? Happening?

that’s not an answer, Cat.

imageclairesalcedo replied to your post: Do you have maraschino cherries in your…

I used to have an addiction to those. The dark years.

yeah. the things I used to do for maraschino cherries. It’s a gateway candied fruit.

imageeebees answered your question: Do you have maraschino cherries in your…

Remember that one time I was a total judgmental bitch over maraschino cherries? Oh memories.

The ToC did not have maraschino cherries. A glaring error. but the only one I can think of. I should have bought some and hidden them behind the hummus.

imagepalmtreepalmtree answered your question: Do you have maraschino cherries in your…

No. And all of a sudden I’m sad about that.

I’ll pick them up at the store.

imagetheasil answered your question: Do you have maraschino cherries in your…

Of course! Can’t make a perfect sundae/alcoholic beverage without them!

yep.

imageacrazymomslife answered your question: Do you have maraschino cherries in your…

no.. they are unopened and still on the counter next to the chocolate chips I meant to use to cover them with.. why do you ask?

I feel like I’m distracting you from a very important snack.

gingeredjess answered your question: Do you have maraschino cherries in your…

I’m pretty sure we do. :)

imageruneybadger replied to your post: I have my reasons. This summer I learned that this was a really controversial topic.

Okay, so, here’s the thing, I only like the grossly expensive ones because I can taste the chemical whatever’s in regular store bought ones. So the answer is no, but I wish I did.

imagehelms-deep replied to your post: Do you have maraschino cherries in your…

I’m sorry I missed this earlier. Yes, we have a jar in the fridge AND a jar in the pantry for when the one in the fridge goes empty. Always have a backup.

not a problem, your vote has been counted and your system is admired!

imagesongbirdstew answered your question: Do you have maraschino cherries in your…

There will never be maraschino cherries anywhere near my anything.

Sorry. there will be maraschino cherries near your loin partner. sorry. I’m not sorry!

For the record I’m pro-maraschino. They are a hyperlink of joy that takes me back to cocktail time with my Granny. Her with her Manhattan and I with my Shirley Temple.

ebee- replied to your photo: I’ve been meaning to share this with you for…

hildavor replied to your photo: I’ve been meaning to share this with you for…

this is the BEST.

Wow, I know you as a lover of cheese, Austen, and a maker of important gifs YOUR posts are the best!

theasil replied to your photo: I’ve been meaning to share this with you for…

Do you still have that cat photo? If you don’t want it, I have an office I think it would look great in.

just post a historically significant cat photo on the internet and Lise comes running. I don’t have it anymore or it would already be yours!

notso-darling replied to your photo: I’ve been meaning to share this with you for…

What is that cat wearing? Who taught it how to dress itself?

I think these are very important questions. I do not have the answers. I just know my mother and her little sister were laughing their asses off and I was not amused. I do wish I still had that poster, though, I’d have Lise’s Christmas gifts covered for the next 50 years.

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there are a lot of awesome woman on my crush list right now! &lt;3

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there are a lot of awesome woman on my crush list right now! <3

Tumblr Crushes:
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awww, look at you guys!

ladyofthehouse replied to your post: yep, I’m fine.

yep, you’re fine! (obviously, a luck dragon protected you)

theasil replied to your post: yep, I’m fine.

omg! That totally sucks, but I’m glad you weren’t underneath it when it collapsed!

palmtreepalmtree replied to your post: yep, I’m fine.

Ha! Glad to know that yep, you’re fine. :)

tricialew replied to your photo: Just about everyone at NARDS can go Creed…

YEAH! Nickleback ‘em!

whocourtsanymore replied to your photo: ~solutionZ with jennhoney~ You know, not only did…

love the hard hat :) glad u’re ok!

sprnvasidr replied to your photo: ~solutionZ with jennhoney~ You know, not only did…

cutest person alive blog

yyz-c replied to your photo: ~solutionZ with jennhoney~ You know, not only did…

Look! It’s DIY Jennifer in her hard hat, looking cute and badass at the same time! ;)

ladyofthehouse replied to your photo: KNOW THIS: no tumblr grid could ever express or…

what?! I show up on a grid with Masterpieceofass, gingerhaze, sarasamudre *and* ebee? You’re Falkor in disguise, aren’t you? AREN’T YOU?!?!?


KNOW THIS: no tumblr grid could ever express or contain my ~hearting  feelings~ for you tumblroos but, throughout today I&#8217;ve queued up some  crush grids that I&#8217;ve collected over the past two weeks. If you don&#8217;t  show up on my grids, it&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t heart you, it&#8217;s just that you  can&#8217;t compete with these tumblroos post output, you&#8217;re probably a  reblogger like me.
Tumblr Crushes:
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KNOW THIS: no tumblr grid could ever express or contain my ~hearting feelings~ for you tumblroos but, throughout today I’ve queued up some crush grids that I’ve collected over the past two weeks. If you don’t show up on my grids, it’s not that I don’t heart you, it’s just that you can’t compete with these tumblroos post output, you’re probably a reblogger like me.

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