As I’ve said before, the asymptotic high five is the closest thing mental_floss has to a secret handshake. Choreographed by Senior Editor Jenny Drapkin, it’s fun and nerdy and allows us to greet each other when we’re sick.
Readers Kerri and Paul were kind enough to demonstrate it. With a graph and everything! Consider adding this to your high-five arsenal.
Cherry-bomb/tumblroos this is what we are getting for Christmas
DEAL WITH IT.
Do not use this on Zombies, or mosquitoes, just do not use this…except maybe on marshmallows! Just think how much more attractive this guy would be if he was roasting a marshmallow. Pretty damn attractive, if the marshmallow was for me and he hadn’t just accidentally burned down the house or torched my face. I could look at this picture all day. You know what won’t ignite your highly flammable mattress? A mosquito net.
oh god, this post always sets off a dangerous can’t stop can’t breathe laughing jag, for me.
Everything is making me laugh, which means I should have gone to bed hours ago.
Goodnight Tumblroos! Hope that dude in your bed doesn’t torch your face.
What EVER dude,
I have a flourishing micro-blog with a tumblroo following in the low hundreds.
Which means tens,
TENS of readers!
and I am honored, on the daily, by their tolerance of me.
thanks tumblroos! I really REALLY really like you <3