I keep giggling. because. penis.

If my blog should provide ‘actual penis… (information)’ is something I contemplate A LOT.  so far. this is not an ‘actual penis’ blog but butt…

I don’t even know how to reply to this. it might be all the laughter. I’m sorry if I’ve failed you in Tom Hardy actual penis information. I’LL TRY HARDyER.

I would never unfollow you and certainly not over a difference in viewing preferences.

Bronson is one of my favorite movies but I know that it is not for everyone.

It is very violent. It’s about a guy in prison FOREVERY. not a happy tale. but I think it’s a beautiful, important and CRAZY movie. and the day after I saw it I vowed to watch every movie Tom Hardy is (and will be) in. and In about a year’s time. I did.

A few months ago you asked me what Tom Hardy movies you should watch and I didn’t blow you off I was just completely stumped because he is not in happy movies.

I have an unfinished post of all the movies I watched but for now here is a very long, short list from my A Tom Hardy Education(I don’t necessarily recommend them to you though, that’s something, as adults, we all have to figure out for ourselves) :

Inception is great but I don’t think that’s your thing?

I really like TDKR a lot

have you seen Lawless? I like a lot of that movie. but it is violent. and if you watch it. I’ll tell you when to turn it off.for optimal viewing enjoyment.

Stuart: A Life Backwards (is great, the subject matter is rough. also. penis.)

Warrior (is a pretty great combination of acting and story and Tom Hardy watching. brothers punching brothers. you’ll probably cry)

Star Trek: Nemesis, not the best but STAR TREK is my thing. I saw this in the theater and I remember thinking, ~two Picards! a young Picard! that’s BRILLIANT!~  (I wouldn’t know who Tom Hardy was for a decade)

He’s in the Band of Brothers at the end. which is great and he’s great. but it’s war. spoilers: sad.

I think he and Ewan Bremner are some of the best minutes of Black Hawk Down, that and when Ewan McGregor makes coffee.

Minotaur- if ‘watched’ should be watched from an adjacent room where you only look up or listen when you think Tom Hardy might be on the screen. this is my favorite movie. but only because I like to yell MINOTAUR!!!!! (I will not be held responsible if you actually watch.)

If you are into wigs and melodramatic revenge monsters- Wuthering Heights

The Virgin Queen is pretty good and has beautiful costumes. 

I don’t like RocknRolla, it’s not my thing, but it has its Handsome Bob and Mumbles moments, so it is VERY important.

I love/hate Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, like with most of his movies, it’s complicated.  filed under: a treasure hunting must watch.

Deserter. I found it to be boring as hell butt ( I was so bored. I may have missed other important parts)

oh shoot. I really liked Dot the i… you might like that?

I have a violent romantic-allergic reaction to This Means War, will watch and Vomitorium again!

I’m stopping now. no. I’m pausing now. I’ll talk about The Tom Hardy Education again later, possibly forevery.

This did not occur to me when I changed my picture. I was pretty sure that there was something mildly creepy or possibly inappropriate about my new avatar but, I couldn’t quite figure out why. Sometimes I just know there is a picture that needs to be taken and I had a moment so. that’s the picture that happened.

I can neither confirm nor deny my being a weeping angel. If I am a Lonely AssAssin, when you blink, I’ll send you to a very nice spot. I mean, it all worked out for Kathy Nightingale.

so, blink when you need to blink.

GOOD LUCK.