The Honey Pot

songbirdstew replied to your post “Jazz has taken over the entire bed. I think she knows I haven’t done…”

The Dude Abides the Thing. Go get it, Doeling.

razadeluna replied to your post “brentbillock replied to your post: about two weeks ago I discovered…”

I was going to say we can fix it TOGETHER. <11

awww! I CAN’T REMEMBER WHY OUR MARRIAGE IS INCONVENIENT?

malachitegrey replied to your post “so to recap: I like sitting with watermelons.”

"Also there was a weird eating Jesus thing going on there" is a pretty good description of Christianity.

yep.

I’m going to go eat some watermelon.

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brentbillock replied to your post: about two weeks ago I discovered that …

Temporary patch with duct tape is normal laziness/pragmatism. Grabbing a watermelon because it’s more handy than a roll of duct tape is next level lazy. Sitting there anyway is another league entirely.

pffft. thank you? that chair is the only place I sit on the first floor of the house. I needed a physical reminder that my chair was not hospitable while I figured out what needed to be fixed and if it could be fixed. I also needed somewhere to set my watermelon as it is too big to put in the refrigerator until I cut it up. Putting duct tape on the chair might announce to the household that there is something wrong with the chair. It would certainly announce that it shouldn’t be in the dining room anymore. someone might try to “fix” it. Which would probably mean I would never see that chair again and I would no longer have a place I like to sit on the first floor. THIS IS A WAR-ZONE- no place for ~normal~ laziness/pragmatism! I have 10 rolls of duct tape, that’s just not how I roll.

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razadeluna replied to your post: about two weeks ago I discovered that …

Aw man. Just now I was thinking I could go for some watermelon. I am on my way.

YOU HAVE TO FIX MY CHAIR FIRST (no you don’t) I’ll go slice it up, you’ll be here in about 5 minutes, right?

druesli replied to your post:

You do say potato like Fargo-speak

JUST THAT ONE TIME THOUGH

maybe…

I lived in the Midwest, Southwest, and deep South during formative speech years. I never know what’s going to come out of my mouth.

razadeluna replied to your photoset “no picture could truly capture it but, I grabbed everything that was…”

there is, like, a slope in those expressions

well, yeah. it’s the frumpiest fucking thing that has ever touched my body! plus pretty much first thing put on —bunch of shit in between—to—> last thing tried on

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songbirdstew replied to your post: womaninterrupted replied to your phot…

I really want it to be Mad Grunt or Grunt Max.

WE ALL WANT THAT

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itsbeenveryuseful replied to your post: womaninterrupted replied to your phot…

gruntlyium? (or whatever the combination of elysium and gruntled is)

yes!!! Very fine Gruntective work! [Elysium]

Thanks for playing! Hope you all enjoyed Gruntled. whether you did or not. I’ll probably do it again. it’s what I do. (I have a grunt queued for 8pm.)

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womaninterrupted replied to your photo “can you name this cinematic grunt?”

Too difficult. Disgruntled.

womaninterrupted replied to your post “tricialew replied to your post: “I’m trying to be patient with you…”

Me too. Let’s just get on the wine bus already. I’ve had enough of this.

sidramatic replied to your post “tricialew replied to your post: “I’m trying to be patient with you…”

can you whine and wine at the same time? whine bus. i wanna get on that.

sidramatic replied to your post “tricialew replied to your post: “I’m trying to be patient with you…”

is it like a variation of the knight bus because stan. he would probably have more than wine though

yeah, I picture it like the Knight Bus, maybe one stands on the curb with an empty wine glass to hail it? LET’S GO! ALL ABOARD THE W(H)INE BUS!

blessedarethegeek replied to your photo “can you name this cinematic grunt?”

Frozen!

palmtreepalmtree replied to your photo “can you name this cinematic grunt?”

Frogruntzen.

womaninterrupted replied to your photo “can you name this cinematic grunt?”

Frozen??

katgryffindor replied to your photo “can you name this cinematic grunt?”

i know frozen when i see it

endreal replied to your photo “can you name this cinematic grunt?”

Oh, I may actually have a shot at this one! Is it FroGRUNT?

helms-deep replied to your photo “can you name this cinematic grunt?”

GRUNTZEN!

mclobstah replied to your photo “can you name this cinematic grunt?”

FroGRUNTen!

WELL DONE GRUNTLEROOS!

Thanks for playing! Hope you all enjoyed Gruntled. whether you did or not. I’ll probably do it again. it’s what I do. (I have a grunt queued for 8pm. which happened in tonight’s past)