#I’m going to do a kickstarter to raise funds to hire Jeff Goldblum and Tom Hardy to hold me.
songbirdstew replied to your photo “I need an intervention or something… I’m obsessing over that quiz….”
I just answered for myself, as someone who hates to leave the house, and got “Married. You probably took this with your partner.” So my conclusion is they have outdated, judgey views on marriage. Also, I wd back that kickstarter. What are your perks?
yeah. that quiz was upsetting but, everything upsets me lately (this lifetime).
perks: fringed blindfolds, I’ll add golden lobster claws to everything you love (in my head), I’ll loan you my copy of Minotaur!!!!!!, A year subscription to Emergency Cloud Infusions, I’ll handle your moustache ( I can provide a wide variety of mustaches and then handle them), I’ll push a straw through your strawberries (why though?), I’ll come to your house and make waffles and a custom dream fort (must provide accommodations to dream fort architect), skype/facetime sessions where I only make conch shell horn noises (up to once a week for a year), random sexting (my version of sexting), I’ll blow up 1,000 balloons. idk, other stuff probably. what are my skills?
full package available for $200,000. which isn’t enough to hire Goldblum or Hardy but, I’d buy a house and take some classes and travel. good enough.
razadeluna replied to your photo “I need an intervention or something… I’m obsessing over that quiz….”
I would back that kickstarter
pfft. see above!
caffeinatedcephalopod replied to your photo “I need an intervention or something… I’m obsessing over that quiz….”
HAHAHAHA, omg. IS THIS WHAT I WANTED? I love you so much. you are going to be in an amazing nontraditional relationship. <3<3<3<3 xoxoxoxoxo
hahaha. Thanks Jules (I love you Jules)! I’m in an amazing nontraditional relationship with a spoon, a blindfold, and an imaginary goat. I lost followers today (I already told you this), probably because I keep posting that one picture of myself and screen caps of me taking quizzes.
all day I’ve been thinking ~ whatevery, you guys, I’m gonna keep doing my thing. my mom and a buzzfeed quiz told me I’m a special circle in a traditional square world!!!!~~~