The Honey Pot

penguindownunder replied to your post “*sigh* I feel like I hate everything. MORE LATER!!!”

beergaritas? I might be an alcoholic. Or just a bad influence. Or they might actually help.

beergaritas are a good suggestion for almost any occasion. but  no. I don’t wanna.

a big pitcher of lifegaritas maybe.

I need to go to a park with a human that I like and am excited about and eat  an ice cream cone with that human. something like that.

I love this because I follow both of these people but their posts don’t line up on my dash, I never would have seen this awesomeness.

that’s the beauty of dashcos

and

buttcos


#I’m going to do a kickstarter to raise funds to hire Jeff Goldblum and Tom Hardy to hold me.


songbirdstew replied to your photo “I need an intervention or something… I’m obsessing over that quiz….”

I just answered for myself, as someone who hates to leave the house, and got “Married. You probably took this with your partner.” So my conclusion is they have outdated, judgey views on marriage. Also, I wd back that kickstarter. What are your perks?

yeah. that quiz was upsetting but, everything upsets me lately (this lifetime).
perks: fringed blindfolds, I’ll add golden lobster claws to everything you love (in my head), I’ll loan you my copy of Minotaur!!!!!!, A year subscription to Emergency  Cloud Infusions, I’ll handle your moustache ( I can provide a wide variety of mustaches and then handle them), I’ll push a straw through your strawberries  (why though?), I’ll come to your house and make waffles and a custom dream fort (must provide accommodations to dream fort architect), skype/facetime sessions where I only make conch shell horn noises (up to once a week for a year), random sexting (my version of sexting), I’ll blow up 1,000 balloons. idk, other stuff probably. what are my skills?
full package available for $200,000. which isn’t enough to hire Goldblum or Hardy but, I’d buy a house and take some classes and travel. good enough.

razadeluna replied to your photo “I need an intervention or something… I’m obsessing over that quiz….”

I would back that kickstarter

pfft. see above!

caffeinatedcephalopod replied to your photo “I need an intervention or something… I’m obsessing over that quiz….”

HAHAHAHA, omg. IS THIS WHAT I WANTED? I love you so much. you are going to be in an amazing nontraditional relationship. <3<3<3<3 xoxoxoxoxo

hahaha. Thanks Jules (I love you Jules)! I’m in an amazing nontraditional relationship with a spoon, a blindfold, and an imaginary goat. I lost followers today (I already told you this), probably because I keep posting that one picture of myself and screen caps of me taking quizzes.
all day I’ve been thinking ~ whatevery, you guys, I’m gonna keep doing my thing. my mom and a buzzfeed quiz told me I’m a special circle in a traditional square world!!!!~~~

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songbirdstew replied to your photo “I need an intervention or something… I’m obsessing over that quiz….”

I just answered for myself, as someone who hates to leave the house, and got “Married. You probably took this with your partner.” So my conclusion is they have outdated, judgey views on marriage. Also, I wd back that kickstarter. What are your perks?

yeah. that quiz was upsetting but, everything upsets me lately (this lifetime).

perks: fringed blindfolds, I’ll add golden lobster claws to everything you love (in my head), I’ll loan you my copy of Minotaur!!!!!!, A year subscription to Emergency  Cloud Infusions, I’ll handle your moustache ( I can provide a wide variety of mustaches and then handle them), I’ll push a straw through your strawberries  (why though?), I’ll come to your house and make waffles and a custom dream fort (must provide accommodations to dream fort architect), skype/facetime sessions where I only make conch shell horn noises (up to once a week for a year), random sexting (my version of sexting), I’ll blow up 1,000 balloons. idk, other stuff probably. what are my skills?

full package available for $200,000. which isn’t enough to hire Goldblum or Hardy but, I’d buy a house and take some classes and travel. good enough.

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razadeluna replied to your photo “I need an intervention or something… I’m obsessing over that quiz….”

I would back that kickstarter

pfft. see above!

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caffeinatedcephalopod replied to your photo “I need an intervention or something… I’m obsessing over that quiz….”

HAHAHAHA, omg. IS THIS WHAT I WANTED? I love you so much. you are going to be in an amazing nontraditional relationship. <3<3<3<3 xoxoxoxoxo

hahaha. Thanks Jules (I love you Jules)! I’m in an amazing nontraditional relationship with a spoon, a blindfold, and an imaginary goat. I lost followers today (I already told you this), probably because I keep posting that one picture of myself and screen caps of me taking quizzes.

all day I’ve been thinking ~ whatevery, you guys, I’m gonna keep doing my thing. my mom and a buzzfeed quiz told me I’m a special circle in a traditional square world!!!!~~~

songbirdstew replied to your photo “me: you have a religious artifact in your yard. come look. …”

My inner monologue while looking at this photo: “What religion is THAT? Where do I sign up? Oh, wait. Oh. It’s upside down hands praying. Not a penis. … I can’t unsee the penis.”

I should go ask the neighbor if she made any glitter vagina tiles.

…I think I just found the product for my etsy. ~pit bulls & glitter ovaries~

palmtreepalmtree replied to your post: And then we said goodnight. Things wen…

BUT DOES SHE HAVE AN ETSY?

hahaha THAT IS GOING TO KEEP ME UP ALL NIGHT! I already searched for every keyword possibility of pit bull and/or shiny just in case she actually answered my question and did not find her shop. that’s how our conversations go. yep.

songbirdstew replied to your photo “I always end up feeling weird when I’m googling a post of mine and I’m…”

A thousand times weird, and not in a cool want-to-be-friends-with-her way.

notso-darling replied to your photo “I always end up feeling weird when I’m googling a post of mine and I’m…”

This is super weird. Unless your user name is Katie. So weird! Do you know this person?

palmtreepalmtree replied to your photo “I always end up feeling weird when I’m googling a post of mine and I’m…”

Wait… is this person copying you? Am confused.

caffeinatedcephalopod replied to your photo “I always end up feeling weird when I’m googling a post of mine and I’m…”

that’s super weird. xoxoxoxo

I don’t know what was going on there, that’s why I felt weird, that pin.place.that.I.will.not.name always confuses me. Sadly, my first thought was that it might be making fun in a mean spirited way. I no longer think that is what was going on but, mostly because I’m not going to give it any more thought.  that dream fort phrase is a Mad Lib of the ideas of others anyway. it was just weird to stumble onto. the combo of Tumblr & that pinplace is maddening. I once spent 30 minutes trying to track back to an artist’s info. it was tumbl’d from a pinboard and pinned from a tumblr over and over until I finally got back to a legit link to the artist.

anyway, thanks tumblroos <3

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Ha! I can totally relate to that comment. Help me, I’m melting.

I KNOW! I’ve actually lived both of these places. (LA only very briefly) all I can say is GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN! No there  were lots of things that I loved about both AZ & LA but, seriously when I lived in Phoenix as an adult, I became nocturnal. I bought my first real car when I lived in Phoenix and I made my final decision on which car to get based on which had the best AC reviews. pffft. which is sorta pointless because there is no way to cool the valley of the sun.

stay cool tumblroos <3

katiepenny replied to your post “It’s going to be 93 degrees here tomorrow. I’m storing up my cool.”

Is there a cold front coming through then? We had a polar vortex here in Louisiana last week and it almost got out of the 100s.

ha. that’s how Louisiana works not Iowa. We sent you some of that vortex last week because Canada generously sent us some of their cold air that, I guess, Mars sent to them?

I use mine for complaining a lot, bc very few people follow me there. It’s kind of a relief.

yeah. that’s what I use my tumblr for, I guess. I think there are a lot of people here but most of them seem to use my “complaining sharing space” as their nap zone. I’m okay with that.